Intellectual - an invalid so hampered by thinking that he cannot function in the real world.
Hedonist
Intellectual - an invalid so hampered by thinking that he cannot function in the real world.
Hedonist
Hedonist: a fat and lonely wanker who longs in vain for a shedonist.
Stoic
Stoic: he who remains unmoved when all about him is collapsing, hence the famous line of Epicurus to Zeno, "Run you idiot!"
Shedonist: [2] Typical sub-species of suburban middle-aged male forever taking respite from family duties by indulging inane, but enjoyabe, hobbies in his garden shed. May be a simple hedonist.
Plymouth brethren
Last edited by mal4mac; 02-27-2015 at 09:58 AM.
Evangelical Protestant civil engineers who maintained the Plymouth cistern.
Cynic
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Cynic: Human beings who act like dogs, and therefore some of the best people in the world.
Cynosure
Cynosure: that which gains attention by provocative tail wagging
Sinecure:
Sinecure: Jobs usually reserved for sycophants...
Rhythm:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Rhythm: a method liable to failure.
Contraceptive
Contraceptive: Proof that 6 million years of human reproductive instinct can be taken in by 30 cents worth of extra-sheer latex.
Natural selection
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Natural Selection: Extolling the perfect design of a grasshopper's leg, while at the same time denying any source of intelligent design
Agnostic:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Agnostic: Someone seated in the backseat of a taxi between a theist and an atheist who has just been asked to give his opinion to settle an argument.
Rom-Com
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Rom-Com: Something which induces nausea and the desire to remove ones eyes with a spoon.
Yoga
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. ~ Edgar Allan Poe
Yoga - A system of low-impact physical exercise, unless you slip and fall while doing a pose like the Garudasana, in which case it becomes high-impact.
Polygamy
Exit, pursued by a bear.
Polygamy: Owning multiple parrots
Deduction
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Deduction: What someone on a diet hopes to see after gently setting the left foot, cringing, exhaling a deep breath, and then slowly placing the right foot on the scale in the morning.
Vampire
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