Flashlight: A tool that usually doesn’t have batteries when one needs it.
Snarky:
Flashlight: A tool that usually doesn’t have batteries when one needs it.
Snarky:
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Snarky: The cousin of Malarky
Crepuscular
Crepuscular: That muscular creep that's always chatting up the ladies.
Fitness Club:
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
7-8-2015
Fitness Club: A place where you can watch TV while walking on a treadmill.
Treadmill:
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Treadmill: A tire breeder that abuses it's tires, makes too many, forgets to give them water, falsifies their pedigree, and charges too much.
Factory:
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Live in the sunshine. Swim in the sea. Drink the wild air ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Factory: Legalized compulsive labor, only the pay, meager as it may be, separates it from slavery. They pay you just enough to keep you from quitting, while managing to make you feel less important than a used condom.
Labor:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Labor: A political party, like giving birth, in some countries.
Politics:
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
7-8-2015
Politics: The art of promising something and doing the opposite.
Homeland:
"I seemed to have sensed also from an early age that some of my experiences as a reader would change me more as a person than would many an event in the world where I sat and read. "
Gerald Murnane, Tamarisk Row
Homeland: A dwelling touching down again, e.g. Dorothy's house in Oz after the tornado.
Witch
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Witch: A lady endowed with some itching wit and science, which arouses the suspicion of her neighbors.
Neighbor:
"I seemed to have sensed also from an early age that some of my experiences as a reader would change me more as a person than would many an event in the world where I sat and read. "
Gerald Murnane, Tamarisk Row
Neighbor: Someone who lives near horses.
Brooch:
Brooch: That repulsive piece of jewelry that you inherited from your mother. It has been passed down through generations of your family but you have yet to see anyone actually wear it. And you have fond memories of your great-grandmother!
Ostentatious:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Lol. I remember a brooch of my grandma with a llama on it. I quite liked it.
Ostentatious: Why be content with white teeth if you can have golden ones?
Gold:
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"I seemed to have sensed also from an early age that some of my experiences as a reader would change me more as a person than would many an event in the world where I sat and read. "
Gerald Murnane, Tamarisk Row
Gold: A soft mineral sometimes used by Bond villains to cover women or guns. Often sent into space.
E-book:
E-book: Wrong pronunciation of "a book".
Commerce:
"I seemed to have sensed also from an early age that some of my experiences as a reader would change me more as a person than would many an event in the world where I sat and read. "
Gerald Murnane, Tamarisk Row