Electric: Marketing word for "batteries not included."
Frantic:
Electric: Marketing word for "batteries not included."
Frantic:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Frantic: Frantic Comes Alive was one of the epoch making albums of the 1970s, spawning hits that were played in perpetuity, and turning then obscure (in America, at any rate) guitarist Peter Frantic into a mega superstar. Everyone had that album in their collection, and the lengthy live version of Do You Feel Like I Do appearing on the record became an anthem one heard all over for years to come. Wait, what? Frampton! Sorry. Peter Frampton. I keep making that mistake.
Avuncular:
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
Avuncular: (usually plural: Avunculars) Those things you put a shiny Liberty quarter in to magnify the sights from afar viewed from the top of the Empire State building.
Spectacles:
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
7-8-2015
Spectacles: Extraordinarily sensitive organs responsible for sperm production in the male of the species. Shaped like orbs, they hang away from the body in a sack known as the scrotum, in order to slightly lower their temperature, which in turn boosts semen production. A willingness to tenderly receive said sack in the oral cavity was once viewed as the mark of a virtuous maiden. Sadly, this tradition has--what? I misread what? Oh, spectacles! Sorry.
Elven:
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
Elven: 1) Tragic misspelling of "eleven" 2) Old English for a fairy or elf-- the Elven Kind, which now only exist in fantasy stories and blockbuster movies directed by Peter Jackson
Scoff:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Scoff: What you put on to keep the wind off your neck. (You didn't think I was going to let that one past, did you?)
Murphy Bed:
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
Murphy Bed: A bed that if anything can go wrong with it, such as folding up with you in it, will happen. It is called a Murphy Bed after Murphy's Law
Bedbug:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Bedbug: Contributes willingly and happily to the production of Murphy Beds
Unconstitutional:
"I seemed to have sensed also from an early age that some of my experiences as a reader would change me more as a person than would many an event in the world where I sat and read. "
Gerald Murnane, Tamarisk Row
Unconstitutional: cheese, famously, and any other foods which interfere with one's constitution, forcing one to go for an evening stroll an have two prunes before bed.
European crested tit:
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
European crested tit: A botched boob job 2)a bird which belongs to the family of Paridés
Phantasmagoria:
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Phantasmagoria: The varied denizens of the supernatural world, who work for our downfall with their dark powers. These include ghosts, vampires, demons, spirits, poltergeists and tax inspectors.
Mania:
"I should only believe in a God that would know how to dance. And when I saw my devil, I found him serious, thorough, profound, solemn: he was the spirit of gravity- through him all things fall. Not by wrath, but by laughter, do we slay. Come, let us slay the spirit of gravity!" - Nietzsche
Mania:. The love of hair
Whistle
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Loki: I should start the list with the tax inspectors. The others are much less predatory.
Mania:You can`t stop doing it over and over again. Some manias are harmless others less so.
Hourglass:
"I seemed to have sensed also from an early age that some of my experiences as a reader would change me more as a person than would many an event in the world where I sat and read. "
Gerald Murnane, Tamarisk Row
Hourglass: No one in the family knew who started the tradition of calling it "our glass," but it had been passed around so many times over three generations that it had acquired an almost genetic resemblance to our matriarch.
Whistle, since Danik dun neglected it
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
Whistle: an eerie method dogs have of harassing women without actually making a sound.
Catcall
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