Oh, for goodness sake - everyone knows the Nile rises in mountains and it's the weight of the water coming downhill that pushes the river northwards.
Oh, for goodness sake - everyone knows the Nile rises in mountains and it's the weight of the water coming downhill that pushes the river northwards.
He has a point.. IF Guam tips over, it could tip the axis on this planet..then people will start to fall off the edge of the earth.. lol, what on earth can we hold on to? LOLOriginally Posted by Satan
No, no...You haven't forgotten have you? I have it on good authoroty that the Earth is fixed in space, so how could it tip over?
/Claes
Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
See what I mean ?
''Professing themselves to be wise they became fools''.
Just a reminder that I am smarter than you all.
And to Musicology: Indeed. Isn't our ignorance just astounding?
Everyone knows what's in room 101.
Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.
"Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"
You know Kevin, I just don't know how we've gotten this far! Golly. Humans are just so dumb. If they'd just assess everything by how it looks, we'd be in another galaxy by now! We're hindering ourselves so much its hard to believe we're not extinct already.
Why don't you clever guys answer my questions?
Where does the water go when it falls off the edge of the world?
And, why does it fall?
Voices mysterious far and near,
Sound of the wind and sound of the sea,
Are calling and whispering in my ear,
Whifflingpin! Why stayest thou here?
Shush, you medieval dogmatist! Just take a picture of it and it'll be SO obvious. I'd tell you but you obviously have been educated by those stupid scientists and idiotic mathematicians and obviously don't have the mental capacity to understand my words of ingenuity. LOL
LOL
I explained to my two and a half year old that the world was flat and he BELIEVED ME. IT MADE COMPLETE SENSE TO HIM!!
Obviously the world is flat if even a 2 1/2 year old can understand that it is!!
Hope is that thing with feathers that perches in the soul and sings the tune without the words and never stops... at all. ~Emily Dickinson
I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders. ~Jewish Proverb
As an archaeologist with some geological interest i've been preaching the flatness of this world for years! And that John Donne had it wrong. Its not "the round earths imagined corners" at all! Its " the flat earths imagined roundness!"
"Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
W.B.Yeats
"If it looks like a Dwarf and smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf (or a latrine wearing dungarees)"
Artemins Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer
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The water that falls off the edge is sucked up into the sky by the vortex caused by the universe orbiting the earth at immense speed.
How do you think it rains?
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
You are officially a genius!
"I should only believe in a God that would know how to dance. And when I saw my devil, I found him serious, thorough, profound, solemn: he was the spirit of gravity- through him all things fall. Not by wrath, but by laughter, do we slay. Come, let us slay the spirit of gravity!" - Nietzsche
But why does it get sucked up downwards?
Voices mysterious far and near,
Sound of the wind and sound of the sea,
Are calling and whispering in my ear,
Whifflingpin! Why stayest thou here?
...because the Nile flows uphill towards the north!
or are all of you in...um...how do you Americans say...? "de Nile?
So, seeing as the world is flat, if I dig a really deep hole, where will end up?
For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?Eliot
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