Contrary to modern science, the earth is flat. I know this. I am smarter than all of you. I use abbriations like lol to prove this fact to all of you idiots. And I like to use big words. They are fun.
Here are some pictures I took to prove my point:
As you can see the earth has no curvature. Especially in the one of me riding a horse. When you look at that picture don't you feel small and pathetic in my mighty wisdom?
Thank you. You are all stupid.
Everyone knows what's in room 101.
Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.
"Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"
hahaah
"It's so mysterious, the land of tears."
Chapter 7, The Little Prince ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
I vehemently support the LOL (LOgical Laughter) argument against all rational explanations. Though some surface curvature is apparent in one of the pictures, I'll blame it on camera barrel distortion (a faulty product of science).
Where do I sign up?
This sentence contradicts itself - no actually it doesn't.
That curvature is simply the roll of the hills in the background. By the way the end of the earth is located in the bush of Australia and on the other side of the earth there is a small town of people with backwards faces called LKJSDGJJGSJKFJSDLKFs. Trust me, I've been there.Originally Posted by Satan
All you need to do to join is write a check for 20,000 american dollars or more and send it to me and I will give you my pamphlet entitled "Everyone is stupid and I am smart."
Thank you for your interest.
Everyone knows what's in room 101.
Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.
"Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"
Hallelujah!
This sentence contradicts itself - no actually it doesn't.
Where do I post my check to!?! lol
"Oh the clever
Things I should say to you
They got stuck somewhere
Stuck between me and you"
You mean that I've been lied to all these years?!?!?!?! How do they get such pretty pictures of a round earth like this
It must be a conspiracy perpetuated by scientists seeking world domination.
Or by that person who is smarter than all of us....
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its' own reason for existing." ~ Albert Einstein
"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are." Buckaroo Bonzai "Some people say I done alright for a girl." Melanie Safka
That is most obviously a sketch.You mean that I've been lied to all these years?!?!?!?! How do they get such pretty pictures of a round earth like this
It must be a conspiracy perpetuated by scientists seeking world domination.
The Moments of Dominion
That happen on the Soul
And leave it with a Discontent
Too exquisite — to tell —
-Emily Dickinson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVW8GCnr9-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGIvr6WVw4
It does help if you spell the big words correctly!
I won't use an abbreviation like "LOL" here.
I'm fine with the earth being flat - the bible specifically mentions the "four corners of the earth", and since there are clearly no corners on a sphere, but there are four on a flat rectangle.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
Okay for all you disbelievers out there, here's photographic EVIDENCE of the earths flatness.
First, the real picture taken from the NASA space flight (which was all done in a studio):
And here another one taken at a higher level:
Unfortunatley, there have been disbelievers and this is what happened to them:
Join us at our society, founded in 1956 with 60 members and growing!
The Moments of Dominion
That happen on the Soul
And leave it with a Discontent
Too exquisite — to tell —
-Emily Dickinson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVW8GCnr9-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGIvr6WVw4
Or was it translated in a time in which people ACCEPTED it was flat...and the translation of the original text SHOULD read...the "four DIRECTIONS of the earth"......North, South, East, West...
We only see what we WANT to see....
Les Miserables,
Volume 1, Fifth Book, Chapter 3
Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.
Well, I'm convinced...
...and anyone who says otherwise is a heretic and a witch, and must be purged with fire! Hurrah!
"I should only believe in a God that would know how to dance. And when I saw my devil, I found him serious, thorough, profound, solemn: he was the spirit of gravity- through him all things fall. Not by wrath, but by laughter, do we slay. Come, let us slay the spirit of gravity!" - Nietzsche
No. The KJV is from 1611, by which time it was widely and incorrectly believed that the earth was sperical.
Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."
Anon
The great writer and thinker T. Pratchet has written extensively on this subject and I commend his works to you.
I'm sure he would be most interested in your photographs, Bien - but I expect he will be disappointed that you did not manage to snap the Great Turtle with the four elephants on its back that bear the Discworld, sorry I mean the disc of the world, through space.
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