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    Happy Belated Birthday, Kevin!




    Hope you had a great day!

    An interview with Kevin:

    Why are we doing this interview thing?
    Not really sure to be honest. I guess so people know me better? (Even though I haven't been on here in weeks)

    Are you sure you want to do this?
    Yeah why the hell not?

    Got milk?
    Yes....

    Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
    I don't know who it was but when I find him I'm gonna break his legs.

    If you had a personal theme song what would it be?
    "Vacuity" by Gojira

    Are you male or female?
    The second one

    What makes you keep coming back?
    All the amazing people that give me insight and inspiration.

    Are you happy with the way things are here?
    Whats not to like?

    Which countries have you visited?
    Just one. U.S. of A.

    How do you like your home town?
    Don't really care for my original home town but my second home town is amazing. Who can't like a town of like 500 loggers and rednecks?

    If you could live somewhere different, where would it be and why?
    Middle Australia. Tons of wide open spaces and not another human for miles.

    Do you have any pets?
    My doggie magic.

    What makes you happy?
    Quiet.

    What is mankind's biggest achievement, and its greatest downfall?
    Gutenberg's (Spelling?) press was a great achievement. It let people other than the rich read.
    Downfall is mass civilization. I think people need to get back to their roots in the hills and mountains. No one should spend their life in the city.

    Do you feel comfortable in your walk with God/atheism?
    Absolutely. Raised christian. Then I started to read. Now athiest.

    Which actor should play you in a movie based on your life?
    Daniel Dae Lewis

    Given the option, what animal would you choose to be?
    Some giant bird. I wanna fly so badly.

    What were your favorite things to do the past? What about now?
    I don't really remember what I used to do in the past. I think it was mostly drugs. Now I ride horses all summer and ski all winter.

    What makes you feel great about yourself?
    That when the time is right, I can still turn into an ***hole.

    How did you meet your significant other?
    Its a long story...

    Who inspires you most?
    I'd say Orwell.

    What are you naturally good at? (Skills, abilities, gifts etc.)
    Well I'm a pretty good skiier and horseman.

    What is the one thing you must do before you die?
    Ski basing. (skiing off a cliff then pulling a parachute.)

    If you had to teach something, what would you teach?
    Literature. (and I plan to)

    What would you regret not fully doing, being or having in your life?
    I haven't found anything yet...

    Do you feel the divine spark of life within you or do you consider yourself a mechanical thing?
    I just tend to do things however I want. And I don't really think about it I usually just say "**** it" and do it.

    What method do you cherish above all others, as means to improving your life?
    Don't think too much. Live simply.

    What is your role in an emergency situation: the 911 dialer, the person who runs to the scene to help, the video recorder, or the person too overcome by shock to do anything?
    I'm the guy that kicks the living **** out of the robber or whoever it is.

    What one thing would you NEED to have on a deserted island if you didn't have to worry over food and water?
    A copy of "1984"

    What song is in your head at the moment?
    "Satan is a Lawyer" by Gojira. (GO LISTEN TO IT!!!)

    Which book are you reading at the moment?
    I'm actaully waiting on a few more books to arrive at the moment so I'm flipping back through "East of Eden" in the meantime.

    The last book you finished reading?
    "Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk

    What is your favourite quote?
    Two favorite quotes:
    "Borrow this body for a lifetime.
    My soul unraveled out of metal, the shell returns to dust"
    And
    "Play the man master Ridley, and be of good cheer! For we have this day lit such a candle in England, as I trust by God's grace shall never be put out"
    (I think you all should know that one. )

    Favorite food?/ Comfort food?
    Elk meat and elk meat.

    What time of day do you most often find yourself on the LitNet?
    Depends on the day, usually at night when I've nothing to do.

    What are you wearing at the moment?
    Jeans and a button up shirt, same as always.

    Favorite poem?
    Thats a hard one. Is it too cliche to say "The Raven" by Poe?

    First novel you remember reading on your own?
    I think it was "The Hobbit"

    What era do you find most of the books you read are from?
    The early to mid 1900's

    Favorite TV shows?
    I don't watch TV much at all but when I do its usually the history channel.

    Which LitNet members would you like to meet in person if you could?
    I'd love to go riding with Classic. Otherwise I can just go drink by a fire with Skib like I always do.

    Last words you said out loud?
    "**** you!" (seriously)

    Last person you hugged/kissed?
    Hugged? No idea. Kissed? A very special girl.

    What do you do (for a living) to be able to keep your LitNet addiction going? And are you happy with your chosen profession?
    Well I've worked on a ranch for the past two years. And its always been my dream. When I get off work there I ususally get on litnet. Right now I'm working at a ski resort (Welding mostly) which has always been my other dream and I'm usually too tired from dealing with thousands of people to do much of anything after work. But I try damnit I try!

    What question would you like to ask yourself?
    What the hell are you doing?

    What would you like to be if you could change your profession?
    I don't want to change my profession.

    What is your most outstanding feature?
    My nose?

    If you could change one thing about the way you look, what would that be?
    No idea.

    Which book do you wish you had written?
    1984

    What should you be doing at the moment instead of answering these questions?
    Sleeping.

    If you could only rescue one item from your burning house, what would it be, and why?
    I honestly couldn't say. I'd most likely just run in and burn with it all.

    Wonderful Superman or depressing Batman?
    LEX LUTHOR!!!!!!!!!

    Anything that you want to forget but you never can?
    A few things...

    Tell us about some amusing translation mistake you have heard or made yourself.
    No idea.

    Are you mostly happy with life or are you still in pursuit?
    Pretty much happy when I can be.

    What type of Faerie would you like to be and why?
    No offence but what the hell kind of question is that?

    What makes you laugh?
    Other people's pain.

    What part of “Final” don’t you understand?
    The context

    One final word of wisdom for LitNet users?
    If you ever find yourself stuck in a really bad day where it seems like everyone is trying to piss you off just remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only four to raise your middle finger and tell them to **** off.

    What question would you like to ask to the person to be interviewed after you?
    What is your favorite website besides LitNet?
    ~
    "It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
    ~


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    Happy Birthday Kevin! Hope it's a great one. I will have to go back and read your interview.
    "It's so mysterious, the land of tears."

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    here here, have a happy...

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    Thanks guys.

    Scheherazade, I love my cake. It fits me quite well.
    Everyone knows what's in room 101.


    Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.

    "Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"

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    Happy Birthday Kevin!

    Funny interview.



    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

    My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/

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    Thanks Virg. I had alot of fun doing that interview.
    Everyone knows what's in room 101.


    Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.

    "Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"

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    Fun interview...

    Congrats >!

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    Interesting interview, except that you spelled Daniel Day Lewis wrong.

    Happy b'day to you!
    This sentence contradicts itself - no actually it doesn't.

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    my birthday present to you is a burnt off mustache, a burnt off set of eyelashes, a leg caught on fire and a two hour walk on the tracks.

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    Thanks guys.

    Really? I thought it was Dae? Maybe I'm just drunk?

    Hey satan, are you a lawyer?

    Quote Originally Posted by skib View Post
    my birthday present to you is a burnt off mustache, a burnt off set of eyelashes, a leg caught on fire and a two hour walk on the tracks.
    That sounds farmiliar...... Didn't we do that last night?
    Everyone knows what's in room 101.


    Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.

    "Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"

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    "How did you meet your significant other?
    Its a long story..."

    But, but, we love long stories!

    Anyway, Happy Birthday, Kevin!
    "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its' own reason for existing." ~ Albert Einstein
    "Remember, no matter where you go, there you are." Buckaroo Bonzai
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    Quote Originally Posted by qimissung View Post
    "How did you meet your significant other?
    Its a long story..."

    But, but, we love long stories!

    Anyway, Happy Birthday, Kevin!

    ... I think alot of you know.....
    Everyone knows what's in room 101.


    Everything becomes irrelevant, when the sky tears open.

    "Hey Kevin." "What?" "Theres a ditch there." "Sh*t!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinthediltz View Post
    That sounds farmiliar...... Didn't we do that last night?
    yup. we did.

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEV!!!!!!!!!!!

    You already got my present
    "Oh the clever
    Things I should say to you
    They got stuck somewhere
    Stuck between me and you"

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    A very happy birthday to you! *hands him a good bottle of Irish Whiskey*
    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
    W.B.Yeats

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