Carpe heh heh heh...

[Snukes]

Kilted Banshee's siggy made me think of a greeting card I got once, and I wanted to share. Sadly, I'm not convinced the list I found on the internet is as funny as the list on my card, but the best one is still in there, so it's okay.

Carpe Diem-- Seize the day
Carpet Diem-- Seize the carpet
Carpayment Diem -- Seize the checkbook
Carpe Duh -- Seize an idiot
Carp Diem -- Fish of the day
Carpe Diet -- Seize the rice cake
Carpal Diem -- Seize the knuckles
Carpe Dig 'Em -- Seize the chips 'n dip
Carpe Carp -- Seize the fish
Carpe Per Diem -- Seize the check
Carpe Canem -- Seize the dog
Carpe Devo -- Seize the record
Carpe Calypso -- Seize the DAY-O

I loooooove "Carpe carp." I have no idea why, but I just about keel over laughing every time I see it. Aaaah!

Carpe Calypso is good too. Hehehehe!

[kilted exile]

This reminds me of an essay I wrote in High School entitled Carpe Cibus (Sieze the food) - I argued against exercise & dieting in favour of couch potatoism and eating whatever you want.

[Major Plath Fan]

Hehe these are hilarious. ^_^