Pam can always run as fast as necessary.
Pam can always run as fast as necessary.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Pam wears the pants.
PAM hums in elevators - so much so that on long elevator rides PAM will actually change songs and announce the title.
Pam is a byword for elevator courtesy.
PAM plays the air guitar at parties - a whole concert's worth.
Pam plays the glockenspiel like the mouthpiece of God.
PAM was literally driven onto the rocks by actual sirens - somewhere.
Pam gives elevator shoes to the needy.
PAM walks old ladies accross the street, but evangelises Druid philosophy to them the whole way across (they walk faster that way).
Pam controls his libido with an iron fist.
PAM still refers to people with long hair as hippies and says, "right on" daily
Pam offers to share the toilet paper in public men's rooms.
PAM measures toilet paper out and asks guests to do the same - in fact makes this a 'bullet point' at dinner conversations, "no more than 12 sections of toilet paper is ever necessary, if you use it correctly. Here I will demonstrate the motion"
To encourage a holiday mood, Pam crawls into the oven on Thanksgiving morning and yells, "STUFF ME!"
PAM stays up on christmas eve looking for Santa with a telescope, binoculars, charts, audio/video narrarating the 'event' and a GPS built specifically to spot sleighs and reindeer(a finnish GPS, which is quite expensive).
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