I've had a few of those night time assaults as well some due to snoring, but the worst beatings result from unintended "dutch ovens".
Not to worry Jocky. Just hold on a few more days until the 8th and all will be revealed in Roswell. Cell signals will be scrambled, genetically altered pigeons and unfaithful dogs will stand together as one, in awe of extra terrestrial manifestations.
That's it, I've had too much...good night.