Has anyone seen Turncoat ? I sent him to collect my copy of The Times three days ago, he knows how much I like the crossword, and he has not been seen since. I am devestated I have left a huge bone outside the kitchen door and have even filled his favourite hole in the driveway with muddy water, he likes to sneak into the kitchen and shake his coat while we are having a dinner party. Mrs Jocky has as usual been no help, she said " It is all your own fault you should have never gave him that twenty pound note in the first place. " Mans best friend my eye.