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    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    No way.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/4703...milk-ice-cream

    This is apparently real.

    What next? Placenta burgers?


    "What's the harm in using my assets for an extra bit of cash?"

    Looks like I will be popping over to New Zealand for my ice-cream, straight from source. The Placenta burgers I will reserve for Turncoat.
    " There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. "

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post


    "What's the harm in using my assets for an extra bit of cash?"

    Looks like I will be popping over to New Zealand for my ice-cream, straight from source. The Placenta burgers I will reserve for Turncoat.
    Perhaps we'll end up growing our own protein from our cells - mixed in with a bit of veg of course. What would you call that - It doesn't really count as cannibalism. Or maybe if there's a problem with only consuming self produced protein - perhaps we could swap each other's - in a stir fry - never tell the difference.

    Perhaps some people's protein would be more tasty than others - it could add a whole new aspect to gourmet cooking.

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    Looks like Tendulkar is going to set about the England bowling (72 and looking good.)



    Meanwhile England are looking favourites for the Six Nations in the wuggar

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    Gah - missed the game!!! (Draws steadying breath)

    Couldn't be helped.

    Impressive so far.

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    What a match it was..... till the very last over.... ended in a tie...
    Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul.

    Be the change you wish to see

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    That was absolutely brilliant !
    Did you watch it Madhuri ? I've been attached to the radio all day, will catch the highlights tonight.

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    Here's hoping you all missed the Scotland-Ireland match, what a debacle. The Scottish front row proved conclusively that they haven't got a single braincell between them.

    It is coming close to that time of the year again, so let the banter begin.


    england v SCOTLAND


    I have invoked the Gods of rugby union to infuse the Scottish team with the spirit of 1990. Let it work.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA6cnXFiE6I
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    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    The last time me and Mrs J visited Yorkshire to see our daughter and two grandchildren we spent a couple of days in York. My other half suggested ( somewhat slyly ) " Jocky why don't you go and visit Yorkminster, you know you have always wanted to see it ." I thought, how unusually generous a gesture. Just in time I remembered it is still legal to murder a Scotsman in the grounds of the Cathederal. Instead I went to the racetrack and lost all our holiday money. It was well worth the row.
    What a sly and great lady; I don't think any of Shakespeares brilliant ladies were a match for her

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Well - let me present my credentials.

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    My flat cap on my flat screen.
    I'm so jealous of your laptop Paul...I'm managing with 400 dollar emachines desk top, 4 channels on my analog tv and no messaging on my phone

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle View Post
    Nice looking flat cap and funny video Paul!
    "...Kant"
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    From big pigeons to big fish, when does it end Jocky?

    Gentlemen, I'm having the blokiest of blokey evenings; Just finished two pints of ale at Carlyle Brewing company in Rockford and now I'm setlled in my hotel with a Jack Daniels and ginger ale watching Clint Eastwood in "A Fistfull of Dollars".
    Next up is "For a Few Dollars More" and "The Good the Bad and the Ugly".
    It doesn't get much better than this!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeFpM2OEWPs

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XETCBf4m5g

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awskKWzjlhk


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    Good for you; My daughter and I are having a great chick evening: we got japanese take out, bought 40 dollars worth of candy at the card store and watched a scary flick with the young Johnny Depp showing his boyish abs and crunching his gluts for the camera

    Quote Originally Posted by gbrekken View Post
    been sitting and reading in the wings for months and will comment someday on any all things, but I'm here to ask for advice about quitting smoking. I will not do hypnosis but anything else is possible. I can't drive 55, and it's also too young to die. RSVP
    I have always found that the only way to get rid of one bad habit is too take up another....Have you tried gambling or wild women.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    Things are pretty grim this morning.

    Just goes to show how nature works and how random stuff can happen. The earthquake last September happened at the very best time of day for it and nobody was killed. This one, at the very worst time of day and they're expecting 300+ deaths and there are thousands injured.

    The great wheel of fate.

    Magnificent to see the whole world pulling in behind us, though! Go Earth!
    Are you sure this isn't a good time to become religious; my pious friends are having a great time deciding what all of these places have done to call gods rath on them...It'll be interesting to see what will happen if we get a bad hurricane this year

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulclem View Post
    Definitely not - just lucky, just as you were unlucky. There's no accounting for the boss.
    Thanks Paul; How do you feel about adopting an extra inlaw

    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    Happy Valentines Sounds. From - An Admirer.

    Course the mysterious effect is spoiled by my name and avatar appearing alongside.
    You'll always be a mystery to me; well, until next week when Mrs P has invited me down for the weekend

    Quote Originally Posted by The Atheist View Post
    No way.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/4703...milk-ice-cream

    This is apparently real.

    What next? Placenta burgers?
    Disgusting! I wonder how that would fit in a vegetarian diet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madhuri View Post
    What a match it was..... till the very last over.... ended in a tie...
    Yes, an amazing result after scoring 339?

    Quote Originally Posted by jocky View Post
    I have invoked the Gods of rugby union to infuse the Scottish team with the spirit of 1990. Let it work.
    If all else fails, call Suzie.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5iQB...layer_embedded

    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    Disgusting! I wonder how that would fit in a vegetarian diet?
    That would be fine if the mother's a vegan!
    Go to work, get married, have some kids, pay your taxes, pay your bills, watch your tv, follow fashion, act normal, obey the law and repeat after me: "I am free."

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    It's not the winning, its the taking part that counts Jocky

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    Quote Originally Posted by prendrelemick View Post
    That was absolutely brilliant !
    Did you watch it Madhuri ? I've been attached to the radio all day, will catch the highlights tonight.
    I didn't watch the entire match, but I did watch the most interesting parts of the game. I am glad that it was a tie, otherwise, it would have been a huge disappointment for the losing team. Both the teams played really well, towards the end especially. Though, I have to admit that at one point I thought India was going to lose.
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    We were losing, then winning, then losing, then winning, then losing, then that six in the last over, then a tie.

    I'm glad it was a tie too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soundofmusic View Post
    I'm so jealous of your laptop Paul...I'm managing with 400 dollar emachines desk top, 4 channels on my analog tv and no messaging on my phone

    Thanks Paul; How do you feel about adopting an extra inlaw
    It's amazing what we can't do without these days. I don't know what I used to do with myself 15 years ago before I plunged into the world of computing and lost myself in digitality. I'm an e-head, and now I work a lot on the computer too.

    We do have an old Uncle and an old Auntie to sort. (The old Auntie is 89, but claims she is 82 for reasons we cannot fathom. (We know because her DOB is on the medication we pick up for her). With the old Uncle it's just a case of going to the hospital with him every now and then. The Old Auntie requires taking shopping, appointments, prescriptions, odd jobs, bins etc etc. So we would but...

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    There's no place like home!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vozk...eature=related

    My Illinois assignment is finished !!!
    The project manager sent me home with a bottle of Wild Turkey 101.
    After two days driving, I am back in the saddle getting re acquainted with my dog.
    Oh yeah; and my wife, son and cat too.

    Gg
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    Dr. Jeff Meldrum (From 2013 Texas Bigfoot Conference)

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    Good for you Gilliatt. I bet it's nice coming home after hotels.

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