ha ha ha well they aren't on youtube any longer but I used to post mock serious/joke World of Warcraft pvp videos about six years ago to stir up controversy on the forums and bother people.
Embarrassing to post but here's the only surviving relic
http://www.warcraftmovies.com/movieview.php?id=157909
Also I posted a video of myself using my inhaler because a girl I knew found it cute ^.^
How many dirty dishes do you let pile up in your sink before enough is enough?
So with the courage of a clown, or a cur, or a kite jerkin tight at it's tether
A sink full
How many times do you mow the lawn per week?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
Every other week always worked for me.
Do you or do you not make your bed every morning within a few minutes of rising?
some time later.
How many of your immediate family (or gfather, ggfather) were in in the military?
My father's father's father's father fought on the Union side in the Civil War. I have his picture and the Bible he carried through those years. That's about it, though. My brothers and I were too young for Vietnam and too old for the Middle East, and none of us volunteered.
How many times did you get a flat tire last year?
Last edited by Pompey Bum; 05-26-2015 at 09:52 PM.
if you count bicycle tires---1 or 2.
last flat tire on the car was 2013 I think. I was in Michigan at the time, roads there are reallllllly bad.
how many songs by the monkees can you name?
A lot of songs by the Monkees, Bounty.
Oh okay, let's see.
Hey, Hey, We're the Monkees
Go Away Little Girl
I'm a Believer
Pleasant Vally Sunday
Last Train to Clarksville
I-I-I-I-I'm Not Your Stepping Stone
Daydream Believer
When Love Comes Knocking
I'm Gonna Buy Me a Dog
Nine.
How many tornados have you ever seen?
None.
How many times has your home been flooded to any significant inconvenience?
So with the courage of a clown, or a cur, or a kite jerkin tight at it's tether
Twice. Once as a kid, and once as an earnest young husband--but nothing like what's happening now in Texas. We've been lucky.
How many nights have you gone to bed without being able to get dinner?
Out of necessity? A bunch of times over a brief few months when I was unemployed/living out of food banks. Of course it's also happened that I forgot to shop or something and ended up hungry with all of the stores closed haha.
How many different portable phones have you owned in your lifetime?
So with the courage of a clown, or a cur, or a kite jerkin tight at it's tether
Yes, out of necessity. I'm sorry you suffered like that, Clopin.
Only one. And it was only useful once, years ago, when the car caught on fire.
How many times were you been more than 100 miles from your home last year?
Ha! No it wasn't a big deal, and it was entirely due to my own stupidity at the time.Originally Posted by Pompey Bum
Zero times.
How many times have you been seriously lost?
So with the courage of a clown, or a cur, or a kite jerkin tight at it's tether
Many, many, many times.
How many times have you accidentally set something on fire in the kitchen?
(Going to see the wife now. Goodnight.).
Haven't set anything on fire in the kitchen, apart from the stove at parents' house, and that's always on purpose.
How many times did you shovel snow during the last winter?
Six times, maybe?
How many inches was your largest snowfall of the winter?
Some of us laugh
Some of us cry
Some of us smoke
Some of us lie
But it's all just the way
that we cope with our lives...
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