MM, you don’t understand. Baseball is the game of life. It’s as much like a children’s game as James Joyce is like Dr. Seuss. Baseball has everything: tactics, strategy, politics, pathos, ethos, mythos, plot, tension, drama, history, philosophy, love, and hate. It’s the sort of thing that makes us human.
Now football, that’s a sport for complete imbeciles.
Also, the Cards suck horse c*ck.