Lines to never use in movies

[blp]

Me talking, even if it's in cliches: my cup runneth over. Especially gleeful at:

How do I know? Well, Sammy, I was that little drummer boy.

and

I told you not to tell me that.

Speaking of parodies, ff, when I was looking at other lists online (all were shorter than ours), someone had quoted this, from Flight of the Conchords, which I'll do extempore:

A: What if.... nah, it would never work.

B: No, what?

A: Well... sometimes when I'm angry at someone I just sort of think bad thoughts about them.

B: But what good does that do if they don't even know about it?

A: Yeah, I know. That's why I didn't say it.

[blp]

*and applying to this thread and also a well used cliche: Damn! How many of them are there?

To respond with what may well be another:

I know, right?

Seriously, I'm surprised and even, through the laughter, sort of horrified. It's like the increasing proliferation of Aliens in the Alien movies.

[MarkBastable]

"Just take it and get out of here, before I change my mind."

[MarkBastable]

"You're forgetting, Joe - I retired. It's not my problem any more."

[firefangled]

Speaking of parodies, ff, when I was looking at other lists online (all were shorter than ours), someone had quoted this, from Flight of the Conchords, which I'll do extempore:

A: What if.... nah, it would never work.

B: No, what?

A: Well... sometimes when I'm angry at someone I just sort of think bad thoughts about them.

B: But what good does that do if they don't even know about it?

A: Yeah, I know. That's why I didn't say it.

LOL...I have yet to see more than excerpts from this series, but I keep meaning to catch the time and day. The premise is hilarious.

[firefangled]

*I think we could do pages and pages on just alien and monster movies*

-My god, what is it?
-All I can tell you is, it's not one of us.

How did they get here.

I think it's time for them to breed.

Well we're not looking for a wild animal anymore.

[firefangled]

Speaking of parodies, ff, when I was looking at other lists online (all were shorter than ours), someone had quoted this, from Flight of the Conchords, which I'll do extempore:

A: What if.... nah, it would never work.

B: No, what?

A: Well... sometimes when I'm angry at someone I just sort of think bad thoughts about them.

B: But what good does that do if they don't even know about it?

A: Yeah, I know. That's why I didn't say it.

This is like the Steve Martin bit, sort of:

Martin: It mysterious like a thermos.

B: A thermos! What is myterious about a thermos?

Martin: It keeps things hot and cold.

B: What?!

Martin: How does it know?

[blp]

This is like the Steve Martin bit, sort of:

Martin: It mysterious like a thermos.

B: A thermos! What is myterious about a thermos?

Martin: It keeps things hot and cold.

B: What?!

Martin: How does it know?

lol IRL.

This is better than, but very like a bit of my own that's still looking for a home:

A: This is lukewarm.

B: Oh fer.... You're impossible! You wouldn't like it if your drink was too hot or too cold, but you don't want it to be lukewarm either.

[blp]

I really want to be first with this one and I'm pretty sure I am:

It's time to take out the trash.

[blp]

Somebody should have told him the war was over.

They're surrounding the building.

Looks like you're going to get a little more than you bargained for.

Just don't ever let me hear you say I don't take care of you.

Who's the daddy? Who's the daddy now?

[blp]

*I think we could do pages and pages on just alien and monster movies*

Yes. And cop/private detective/gangster ones.

[blp]

Take a look at this.

[blp]

*I think we could do pages and pages on just alien and monster movies*

I suspect there are lots of voiceover ones too.

[Manitoba / New York / Caracas / Alexandria etc. ] a town / city [on the edge / without pity / to get lost in etc.]

When I think....

When I look back....

But that was before; before [something happened]; before [amplification of what has just been said to have happened].

[Eddie / Sarah etc.] was different. I'd never met anyone like [him/her] before.

He / She showed me a new world, one where....

That was when I realised....

But still I wasn't satisfied.

I knew / saw then that [nothing was going to change / I had to go further etc.]

But why?

Then something changed.

Perhaps this was why....

[prendrelemick]

Give me one good reason why i don't

run you downtown
run you out of town
run you in
bust you
bust you in the mouth
put you over my knee
etc
etc

[firefangled]

*Alien movie voice-overs are prime I'll try to go there. In the meantime...*


This was the last uninfected outpost...

How do I know you're not one of them?

*My sister and I called this the LLoyd Bridges VO*:
Little did I know that______.