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    If that was your attempt at [ politeness / diplomacy / subtlety / discretion etc. ] I must say, you've got a funny way of going about things.

    If that was you being [ charming / diplomatic / subtle etc. ] I'd hate to see you when you're [the opposite].

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    You know, a guy could get used to this.

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    Three from the distant past:

    If we go this way we can head 'em off at the pass.

    You're all washed up kid.

    It's an old trick but might just work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blp View Post
    Please tell me this isn't what I think it is.
    One of my favorite. Of course it begs the Maxwell Smart parody:

    "I think it may be the bullet tha killed (whoever)."

    "I told you not to tell me that."

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    Look at all that blood. Looks like it severed an artery.

    I know my rights.

    Let me have a crack at him.

    Somebody has to do something.

    Bring it on!

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    Love's like that sometimes, honey.

    I know what it looks like, the beatings, the running around, the drinking, the gambling, but I love (him/her) and I know (he/she) loves me.

    I'm warning you. This is the last time.

    Got a light?

    What's a girl have to do to get a drink around here?

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    Missed this one, first scan.....love it.

    Oh. Wise guy, eh? Paulie, show him what we do to wise guys.

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    "Accident? Yeah. Yeah, sure. That's it. It was an accident."

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    And have we had....


    "Jeanie - it isn't what it looks like, I swear!"

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    "How do I know? Well, Sammy, I was that little drummer boy."

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    "Well, I can't stand around here all day jawing. I've got work to do."



    Er...that wasn't a hackneyed line from a movie. That was me. So it was a hackneyed line from a life.

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    May I speak frankly?

    You expect me to believe that?

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    *and applying to this thread and also a well used cliche: Damn! How many of them are there?

    You may think you know what you're dealing with, but believe me, you don't.

    I need a stiff drink.

    So, who's the stiff?

    -No pulse.
    -You mean he's dead?

    You may be right after all.

    I thought you'd be taller.

    You're dumber than I thought.

    You're smarter than you look.

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    Enough's enough.

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    one more:


    If my boss finds out about this, I'm finished.

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