Lines to never use in movies

[blp]

Sorry, I'm repeating myself. [No, really]

Well, I sure didn't see that coming.

[prendrelemick]

Grim faced doctor thumping patients thorax whilst shouting....

C'mon c'mon breathe, c'mon you can do it, c'mon stay with me,c'mon breathe.

[blp]

Well, I’ll leave you two to get acquainted.

This is all most unfortunate.

I’ll make the necessary arrangements.

How many [wives has Mr. ______ had/times has this happened etc.]?
Counting this one?

Looks like we’ve got the place to ourselves.

Well it’ll be our little secret.

[firefangled]

"I'd rather be with no one for the right reasons than with someone for the wrong ones."

"You don't love me."

And probably in the same conversations (hope no one has done this one before):

"It isn't you, it's me."

[dramasnot6]

"I realized you were the one all along."

[mollie]

Set in WWI trenches:

Sergeant Hard S. Nails: I don't care about myself, private. I got no-one to go home to. I just want my boys to get out of this thing alive.

Private Neverheard O. Himtill-Thisscene: Hey Sarge, I wanna show you something. (Pulls out daguerreotype of wholesome blonde in gingham dress) This is my sweetheart, Betty from back home. Soon as this crazy war is over we're going to be married. Ain't she something?

I think you all know what's coming next...

[firefangled]

So if that's not_____,who is it?

[dramasnot6]

"It's quiet...too quiet."

[Isagel]

You know, if someone would copy paste this lot and we would have ourselves a script ...oh, tempted now.

[blp]

You know, if someone would copy paste this lot and we would have ourselves a script ...oh, tempted now.

Yeah, I've been thinking about that.

[Mathor]

criminals talking to themselves when no one is around

"i know it's here somewhere.."
he finds it
"here we go"


Note: See Keannu Reeves' acting career.

[Mathor]

also you can replace my comment "here we go" with "Bingo!" and it fits stereotypes just as well

[RobinHood3000]

What about a certain Italian mob boss saying, with a straight face, "Ya got spirit, kid, I'll give ya that."

(David Goyer, I'm talking to you.)

[Mathor]

Whenever a person is talking on the phone to someone, talking like this:

"Wait, you want me to go where???? To the movies? Okay."

whereas in real life people talk on the phone like this

"Mmhmm, mhmm, yeahh, okay"

If you can't find a way to write how the viewer finds out what the phone conversation is about, then don't have a phone conversatiton at all, or have the voice of the other person on the phone audible as well

[tonywalt]

"PUSH, PUSH" and then the woman giving birth shout's back some insult.

They use it in many comedy scenes.