Write A Really Short Story In 50 Words Or Less

[Hawg Horse]

AuntShecky,
LMAO ... "wives suing for loss of consortium," now there's a brilliant legal tort that's never yet been tested
YesNo,
Like your vignette. Makes me think of Shaggy's famous song: “It Wasn't Me.” All those long words should be added to the modern dictionary, 'cause they convey clear meaning and are often heard by English speakers ‘round-the-world. I count 49 words on your short story, not counting the title. You most certainly found the poetic loophole in the word count rules by using all those hyphens . I'd say, keep-on posting those genuine gems, but 'tis most often thought unwise ... to encourage the incorrigible .
Hawg
PS: It would be fun to vote on the submissions on this thread too?

[YesNo]

Thanks, Hawg Horse! I found Shaggy's song which I hadn't heard before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is He's pretty good.

A limit of 50 words initially seemed too restrictive but then it occurred to me that some chapters in graphic novels don't have many words in them.

[AuntShecky]

Like the Time Elvis Shot Up His TV When Robert Goulet Came On

The viewer hurled the remote with such force it smashed the screen. He grabbed his crotch and yelled, “I got your ‘going forward’ right here!”

[WolfLarsen]

Funeral XLVII

Alone and dead drunk again on Superbowl Sunday, surrounded by blowup dolls, each sporting his favorite player jerseys. Ravens on the right. Niners on stools, with celebrity glasses. Thanks for coming, he slurred, then bowed for their cheers. Beyonce (Destiny’s Child) was lip-synching as he lit his house afire.

Fatastic! Standing ovation! Bravooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[WolfLarsen]

A Horde of Millions of Crystal Meth Addicts Devouring Everything in Their Path...
a very short story by Wolf Larsen

A penis was having a celery dip with the evening news. The evening news is made out of corn flakes, and cornflakes are falling through your dreams like the orgasms of the Pope. Someone is playing Alfred Schnittke in the distance...

Copyright 2013 by Wolf Larsen

[Hawg Horse]

Thanx Wolf. Nice to hear back from the freeist mind onsite. Your posts always give me pause--usually making me feel out of touch with the latest ways of the world. Without you, I'd never have considered the wet dreams of the Pope
or the music of Schnitte.

[AuntShecky]

The king died. Then the queen partied like it was 1599.

[WolfLarsen]

The Philosophy of World War 3 in a Cracker Jack Box
a very short story by Wolf Larsen

You were walking up thousands of miles into yourself when you discovered the big gigantic anus in the center of the universe. It was the big black hole of the big gigantic anus that was devouring dozens of solar systems by the minute. Caligula was there devouring all of the solar systems...

Copyright 2013 by Wolf Larsen

[Paulclem]

It was dark. He was in a coffin. In a panic he shouted and banged. The lid came off and smashed into the back. The hearse sprang open. The box slid out. He was rolling down the street, past the chemists screaming “Has anyone got anything to stop this coffin!”