Below, is one squib in a series I call "faunetics". Each time I respond to posters (if any?!) I will post another one...
The Cougar
I knew a Cougar
who blared "AH-OOGA!"
it really was a hoot!
Instead of roaring,
which it found boring.
It would gleefully yell...
TOOT!...TOOT!
goldenrod.