If it’s on TV
and it’s FREE!
You can’t afford it.
If it’s Guaranteed
or your money back!
Better to put your money in the bank
at 0.nothing percent interest
or at the back
of your sock drawer.
Let the bank rob you blind!
(Come to think of it,
It was always your eyes
they were after.)
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An iron economy governs us all.
You, who measure each cent,
will have nothing in the end.
While you, who are outwardly profligate
--who spend and spend: money and time
and love--and count nothing lost,
will have hearts that are in balance,
and joy without cost.