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    Fingertips of Fury B-Mental's Avatar
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    To the Ladies of Lit~Net

    Please forgive me for being a man. When I was young, I had my mammary glands cut out. Its called a gynecomastectomy. It occurred when I was 12. Anywhoo, I went through puberty without estrogen in my body. I am a hyped up adult that still acts like a child. I just want to apologise to any and all, if I hurt your feelings. I'm sorry! Bye, B
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    B-Mental, I don't think you have anything to be sorry for. You keep it lively here and I appreciate you for that.
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    Then the username is intenitonally apropos, I assume?
    Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy! If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

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    what's wrong? Did I miss anything? Anways, you've never offended my B-Mental (hehhe, but if you want to give it a try.... ) and I'm always glad to see you around here

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    Wha? What happened? Did you read the S.C.U.M. Manifesto or something? I hate that thing...poor men...it's so extreme.
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    Did I miss something? Who did you offend and when and where? Forgive me for being slow, but what is a gynecomastectomy? Does that mean you had mean man boobs removed? Maybe I should go look it up huh?
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Oh B, we all love you!
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    gynecomastectomy.
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    tell us more B
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    You offended someone?
    You're so sweet; you couldn't offend anyone if you tried...
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    B???

    Come on. You're one of the most gentle men here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anza View Post
    You're so sweet; you couldn't offend anyone if you tried...
    Agreed!!
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    With an angel face and a taste for suicidal.

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