I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen
It is easier to fight for one's priciples than to live up to them. Alfred Adler
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. Marcus Aurelius
All hope abandon, ye who enter here!. Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power. Ashleigh Brilliant
The love you take is equal to the love you make. The Beatles
Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made. Bismark
One can outwit a scoundrel or foil a thief, but against a fool even the gods are helpless. Sir Francis Bacon
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and fresh air. Jack Benny
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Caron de Beaumarchais
{in memorium} One function the TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were. David Brinkley
I can't see the point in the theatre. All that sex and violence. I get enough of that at home, apart from the sex of course. Baldrick (Sense and Senility)
Never moon a werewolf. Mike Bender
First you forget names. Then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up. And finally you forget to pull it down. George Burns
Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken. Book of Chan
I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore.
Paddy Chayevsky
There are only 2 lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings. Hodding Carter
Sometimes I think we are alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we're not. In either case the idea is quite staggering. Arthur C. Clarke
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist. Dom Helder Camera
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Beware the fury of a patient man. John Dryden
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. Ralph Waldo Emerson
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable.
Now he's miserable and depressed. David Frost
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in 2 small jumps. David LLoyd George
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. Fred & Gerry
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. John Andrew Holmes
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness. Sir Robert Hutchinson
What is true is what I can't help believing. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Samuel Johnson
People demand freedom of speech to make up for freedom of thought, which they avoid. Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
The female of the species is more deadly than the male. Rudyard Kipling
Critics say that Andy Warhol's portraits of Campbell's soup cans were a brilliant satire of culture, in much the same way that Campbell's Soup is a brilliant satire of food. Craig Kilborn
"Shut up," he explained. Ring Lardner
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. G. Gordon Liddy
Murder is a crime. Describing murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is. Gershon Legman
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics. Though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry. H. L. Mencken
Tradition is a guide, not a jailer. W. Somerset Maugham
................and thank you for your attention and patience. Lorenzo
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