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Thread: write a really WEIRD poem

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    Random scribblings. moonbird's Avatar
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    [said in a computer-voice]

    Hello, you have reached the household of Lady Potbelly.
    If this is Lord Potbelly or his new blond wife, please press "End."
    If this is a teenager calling to make fun of the Lady's surname, please press "End."
    If this is the Lady's nephew in need of some cash, please press "End."
    If this is a solicitor for plastic surgery or a nursing home, please press "End."
    If you're still here, please leave a message after the tone.

    ...I hope this would still be considered a poem...
    If we find the answer, it would be the ultimate triumph of human reason-- for we would know the mind of God.

    -Stephen Hawking

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    flung (but not far) hack's Avatar
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    I hear there are orange squidders
    in Patterson
    they pitters

    They pitters
    then they patters
    some are sons and some are datters
    "Remember, we are all in this alone." - Lilly Tomlin

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    seasonably mediocre Il Penseroso's Avatar
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    Milk and butter the baking seem of your eyes.
    They platter each font of skill you caress and steal the margarine.
    Magpies douse your blackbird flames but leave the food famished.
    Moods flood this conflagration and nag at windless skies.
    and somehow a dog
    has taken itself & its tail considerably away
    into the mountains or sea or sky, leaving
    behind: me, wag.
    - John Berryman

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    Can't Get Back

    This magic meat that I must eat
    Shines bright as if in play.
    The sky is blue. The grass is, too.
    May God drip consciousness on you.
    I think I've lost my way.

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    confidentially pleased cacian's Avatar
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    Magic Boundaries

    looking throuhg the lense of Tike
    do you see just what I can see
    rubbles, gubbles upside and trees
    wondering the ins and outs of Rheeves
    noisy and brash in single bash
    trebbling, brumbles cut up the grass
    tussels freckles flying just pass
    counting one each in sums of threes
    spotless and free ready to flee
    wondering the ins and outs of Please
    sires, ladies, cartoons and cars
    lifting the parcels out of place
    smiling cute faces handling hats
    rafting but slowly out of chase
    dangling their fashions out of air
    wondering the ins and outs of Mer
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    it may never try
    but when it does it sigh
    it is just that
    it fly

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    It wasn't me Jerrybaldy's Avatar
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    my fingers
    are sausages
    bite the bastards off
    fax me my fish fingers

    For those who believe,
    no explanation is necessary.
    For those who do not,
    none will suffice.

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    Doyle went to Mommy's bed
    upward she did sit
    busted sleeping with the dog
    and they were doing it!

    Doyle yelled...called 'em names
    turned as if to run
    Momma said, ''We need to talk''
    and Rover called him, ''Son''

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