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    Dear ...,

    Write a letter to a person/thing/whatever you want to write a letter to right now.


    Example...s:

    Dear girl who I met today,

    You better find out before you open your mouth.

    Sincerely,

    Lily Adams.



    Dear time,

    Stop messing with me please? Thank you.

    Sincerely,

    Lily Adams.


    Tomorrow always holds the promise of something new and exciting. I am the Jetsons meet the Flintstones.

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    Dear Friend,
    Empty your pockets out- it's amazing what you will find!
    With love,
    Adorerodio
    "O reason, reason, abstract phantom of the waking state, I had already expelled you from my dreams, now I have reached a point where those dreams are about to become fused with apparent realities: now there is only room here for myself. "
    -Louis Aragon


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    I love it Lily! So clever!!!


    Dear upcoming exam,
    Please be kind.
    Yours in study,
    Mira
    I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.


    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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    Dear College Admissions Person
    Please Accept Me,
    I'm about to die with anxiety,
    Bibliophile
    A room without books is like a body without a soul.
    -Marcus Tullius Cicero

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    Despondency (sorry, but no dear),

    Take anything from me, but just leave me alone.

    Quote Originally Posted by dramasnot6
    Dear upcoming exam,
    Please be kind.
    Yours in study,
    Mira
    That's a good one!

    Dear Computer and Dear Book,Roots,

    Don't just let me remain glued to you guys for such a lot of time that I get so much bad marks in my exams that I cry so much that my eyes go dry and when my eyes go dry I wouldn't be able to spend time with you people!
    I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew.

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    Dear Influenza,
    I know I have terribly neglected you this year but if you could be so kind as to leave now and come back in, say, six months, I would be much obliged.
    Sincerely,
    Themis
    “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”- Robert McCloskey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily Adams View Post

    Dear time,

    Stop messing with me please? Thank you.

    Sincerely,

    Lily Adams.
    thats so funny! My tummy hurts cause i laugh so hard!

    Dear person who goes to the wrong gate,
    You wouldnt have missed your filght if you used your eyes and LOOKED at the monitors and not the seat no. on your ticket.
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    "Come away O human child!To the waters of the wild, With a faery hand in hand, For the worlds more full of weeping than you can understand."
    W.B.Yeats

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    my poems-please comment Forum Rules

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    Exclamation

    Dear Depression:

    You were an univited guest when you dropped in in the first place. We have put up with your crap hoping you would one day go away. It has been almost 14 stinking years now. How about moving your worthless hide on down the lane, huh? And take Panic and the Nightmares with you!

    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Dear keyboard,

    Please let me type this letter to you.

    Sincerely,

    The one who has his fingers all over you.
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    dear old man,

    please do not merge in traffic without first checking to see if you could possibly hit someone

    Thanks so much.
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Dear Annoying,

    You have been an unwelcome guest in my friends' attitudes lately please pack up your bags and leave. Thank you.
    "O reason, reason, abstract phantom of the waking state, I had already expelled you from my dreams, now I have reached a point where those dreams are about to become fused with apparent realities: now there is only room here for myself. "
    -Louis Aragon


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    Dear LitNet,

    Please make me stop posting in your threads. Thank you very much.

    Sincerely,

    Gadget Girl
    Click here to take the stupidity test.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niamh View Post
    thats so funny! My tummy hurts cause i laugh so hard!
    Hee hee, yeah...it was late and it was school night when I wrote that and I did not want to go to bed. Fun time just goes by so quickly...

    And then today I was in my school gym which looks like it hasn't changed since the 1960s I kept warping time in my brain and I got all nostalgic, which makes no sense because I never saw the 60s.

    Time tortures me, it really does.

    I love it Lily! So clever!!!
    I actually stole the idea from another forum...ha ha.



    Dear LitNet,

    Apologies for originally posting this thread in the wrong forum. I kind of thought about it more after I posted it and realized it probably belonged in the Games forum. Thanks for moving it.

    Your humble and obedient,

    Lily Adams.
    Last edited by Lily Adams; 11-09-2007 at 12:36 AM.


    Tomorrow always holds the promise of something new and exciting. I am the Jetsons meet the Flintstones.

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    Dear Story(s) of mine.

    Will you please kindly leave me alone until the weekend? Believe it or not, you and Boromir are NOT the most important things in my life. I have PRIORITIES, you know! Bloody nasty time wasting things though they may be.

    Ever your devoted,
    andave_ya
    "The time has come," the Walrus said,
    "To talk of many things:
    Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
    Of cabbages--and kings--
    And why the sea is boiling hot--
    And whether pigs have wings."

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    Dear Alice,
    Try not to fall down any rabbit holes today.

    A big fan,
    _JadeRain_
    FRANCISCO
    For this relief much thanks: 'tis bitter cold,
    And I am sick at heart.


    Hamlet Act I Scene I

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