2 men are in a bar on the 50th floor of a fancy hotel...
without warning, man #1 jumps out of a window.....
...only to land right back on the ledge of the window he jumped out of two minutes later!!!
man #2 says, " what the hell?!?!?!? how the f*** did you do that?!?!"
man #1 got all scientific about aerodynamics....
man #2 says, "your full of $h!t!!!"
man #1 said, "fine... you dont believe me? try it..."
being drunk and all.... man #2 listens and jumps...
only to hit the sidewalk at full speed....
man #1 said "lummox.... oy! gimme another beer!"
the bartender shook his head and stated, "Superman... you can be a real a$$hole when you're drunk..."
Superman only grunted....