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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed
    Green IS funny but only when used to get under Starr's skin.
    Humor from the land of cow tippers, where people sneak up on cows at night, tip them over and laugh like it was the funniest thing since "American Pie."

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    Now that wasn't very nice.

    If green's funny, then I must be the most hysterical guy on the face of the planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starrwriter
    "American Pie."
    Never saw it.
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    Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

    A: Because they taste funny......

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    Quote Originally Posted by baddad
    Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
    A: Because they taste funny......
    *Starrwriter removes sumarai sword from wall, presses blade point against chest, and falls on it. Hara-kiri preferable to forum jokes.*

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    You thought THAT was bad? Try this one on for size:

    Two computer geeks are trying out the hot-air balloon at the Carny when it breaks free of the restraining ropes, sending them off into the wind. After a couple of days, they have absolutely no idea where they are when the see a tall building with a person on top of it. They shout down to the person, "WHERE ARE WE??" The person shouts back, "YOU ARE HERE!!!" One computer geek turns to the other and says, "We're in Seattle. That's Microsoft HQ."
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    You know these jokes are begining to sound like the kind my sister says before we all run away screaming last birthday I think she ended up with3 joke books in the end.


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  9. #69
    Quote Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
    Two computer geeks are trying out the hot-air balloon at the Carny when it breaks free of the restraining ropes, sending them off into the wind. After a couple of days, they have absolutely no idea where they are when the see a tall building with a person on top of it. They shout down to the person, "WHERE ARE WE??" The person shouts back, "YOU ARE HERE!!!" One computer geek turns to the other and says, "We're in Seattle. That's Microsoft HQ."
    That's a respectable joke. It has subtle humor and a put-down of Bill Gates. Everyone loves to hate Gates. He probably cries about it all the way to the bank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starrwriter
    That's a respectable joke.

    huh? Out of all that comedy genius, that's the joke you like?????




    I had to think about that joke for a few minutes..
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    my fave so far is "I am the ninth letter..." it just tickled me.
    shh!!!
    the air and water have been here a long time, and they are telling stories.

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    Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
    One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
    The other responded: "I lost an electron."
    Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
    The other replied "I'm positive."
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed
    Out of all that comedy genius, that's the joke you like?????
    (She's a genius -- and modest, too.)
    I told you I have a weird sense of humor.

    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed
    I had to think about that joke for a few minutes...
    My point exactly: subtle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed
    Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
    One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
    The other responded: "I lost an electron."
    Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
    The other replied "I'm positive."
    You mean like a proton? Or a positron?

    Never mind.

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