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    I'm not good at jokes. But I've some on my PC.

    1.Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

    2.My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

    3.God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

    4.Why were males created before females?
    Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

    5.ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

    6.Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

    7.probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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    How do you get down from an elephant?


    You don't you get down from a goose.




    Note: Yes, I know this is a stupid joke. I heard it when I was a kid and never understood it (I'd say a good 10 years) until I was walking down the bedding aisle and I saw a goose down pillow and it was like a light bulb went off.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed
    How do you get down from an elephant?

    You don't, you get down from a goose.
    Okay, you asked for it:

    How does an elephant prepare for a long trip?

    He packs his trunk.

    (Tee-hee.)

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    This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

    Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
    The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

    This is done by the chip monks.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed
    This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in. This is done by the chip monks.
    No punch line?

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    Quote Originally Posted by starrwriter
    No punch line?

    The Chipmunks were wearing green shirts.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    Quote Originally Posted by Papayahed
    The Chipmunks were wearing green shirts.
    Darn! You beat me to it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by papayahed
    The Chipmunks were wearing green shirts.
    You have a thing for green clothes, but is it funny? NOT!

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    I think it's funny
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    I saw the punch line!
    anyway green is a good color but since msost of my clothes arer green does this make me funny??
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    Q: What is the difference between a Quantum Theorist and a Beauty Therapist?
    A: The Quantum Theorist uses Planck's Constant as a foundation, whereas the Beauty Therapist uses Max Factor.
    I have a plan: attack!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightshade
    ...anyway green is a good color but since msost of my clothes arer green does this make me funny??
    No. Green is not inherently funny despite Papayahed's fixation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay
    Q: What is the difference between a Quantum Theorist and a Beauty Therapist?
    A: The Quantum Theorist uses Planck's Constant as a foundation, whereas the Beauty Therapist uses Max Factor.
    Kill me now. (Before I read another "joke.")

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    Quote Originally Posted by starrwriter
    No. Green is not inherently funny despite Papayahed's fixation.
    Green IS funny but only when used to get under Starr's skin.
    Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda


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    I chanced to pass a window
    While walking through a mall
    With nothing much upon my mind,
    Quite blank as I recall. I noticed in that window
    A cranky-faced old man,
    And why he looked so cranky
    I didn't understand.
    Just why he looked at ME that way
    Was more than I could see
    Until I came to realize
    That cranky man was ME!

    I have a plan: attack!

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