An elderly man at a small church had lost his black lab he used for duck hunting. He became downhearted and began to miss services. The Pastor of the church, noticing this, took up a special collection and bought Brother Jake a new dog.
Later, two brothers from the church went duck hunting with Brother Jake. He nailed two Mallards, and told the new dog to go get them. The dog immediately jumped out of the boat, walked on the water and got the ducks. Both of the other men went into shock.
The pastor, unable to get a straight answer out of them, went hunting with Brother Jake. When the dog walked on water, the Pastor's eyes bulged.
"Does--does he always do that?" he stuttered.
"Yes, Pastor. But if y'all couldn't afford a dog that could swim, I don't mind at all!"