Humor from the land of cow tippers, where people sneak up on cows at night, tip them over and laugh like it was the funniest thing since "American Pie."Originally Posted by papayahed
Humor from the land of cow tippers, where people sneak up on cows at night, tip them over and laugh like it was the funniest thing since "American Pie."Originally Posted by papayahed
Now that wasn't very nice.
If green's funny, then I must be the most hysterical guy on the face of the planet.
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Si ella me olvida
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A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Never saw it.Originally Posted by starrwriter
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny......
*Starrwriter removes sumarai sword from wall, presses blade point against chest, and falls on it. Hara-kiri preferable to forum jokes.*Originally Posted by baddad
You thought THAT was bad? Try this one on for size:
Two computer geeks are trying out the hot-air balloon at the Carny when it breaks free of the restraining ropes, sending them off into the wind. After a couple of days, they have absolutely no idea where they are when the see a tall building with a person on top of it. They shout down to the person, "WHERE ARE WE??" The person shouts back, "YOU ARE HERE!!!" One computer geek turns to the other and says, "We're in Seattle. That's Microsoft HQ."
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
You know these jokes are begining to sound like the kind my sister says before we all run away screaming last birthday I think she ended up with3 joke books in the end.
Q:Why did the dinosour cross the road?
A: Becaue the chicken wasnt around yet.
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That's a respectable joke. It has subtle humor and a put-down of Bill Gates. Everyone loves to hate Gates. He probably cries about it all the way to the bank.Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Originally Posted by starrwriter
huh? Out of all that comedy genius, that's the joke you like?????
I had to think about that joke for a few minutes..
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
my fave so far is "I am the ninth letter..." it just tickled me.
shh!!!
the air and water have been here a long time, and they are telling stories.
Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive."
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
(She's a genius -- and modest, too.)Originally Posted by papayahed
I told you I have a weird sense of humor.
My point exactly: subtle.Originally Posted by papayahed
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
You mean like a proton? Or a positron?Originally Posted by papayahed
Never mind.