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    I love you like bob loves the universe.
    I love you like time loves a paradox.
    I love you like batman loves his cave.
    I love you like an escalator loves a closed mall
    I love you like dogs love chewing toys
    I love you like a watch loves to tick
    I love you like a toothbrush loves toothpaste
    I love you like the plague loves rats
    I love you like a medieval knight loves his armour
    I love you apples love oranges
    I love you like the cold loves a sneeze
    I love you like a letter loves an envelope
    I love you like bargains love the bin.

    Etc.
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AimusSage View Post
    I love you like bob loves the universe.
    I love you like time loves a paradox.
    I love you like batman loves his cave.
    I love you like an escalator loves a closed mall
    I love you like a toothbrush loves toothpaste
    I love you like the plague loves rats
    I love you like a medieval knight loves his armour
    I love you like the cold loves a sneeze
    Etc.
    You have such a humor, Aimus.

    I love you apples love oranges
    A male and female fruit, I assume?
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    Favourites of yours Aimus, You're too cute
    Quote Originally Posted by AimusSage View Post
    I love you like time loves a paradox.
    I love you like an escalator loves a closed mall
    I love you like the cold loves a sneeze
    I love you like a letter loves an envelope
    I love you like bargains love the bin.

    Etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chava View Post
    Favourites of yours Aimus, You're too cute
    Yay!... Wait a minute... Are you calling me cute??? Ewwwwww.

    Quote Originally Posted by Laindessiel View Post
    A male and female fruit, I assume?
    Which one is the male fruit?
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    I love you like Yossarian loves his life

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    I love you like a tornado loves a mobile home park.
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    I just love you like my dogs love me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by packersfan View Post
    yeah that's priceless...
    You know why women like to "fix up" their girlfriends with
    single men? It's because MISERY LOVES COMPANY!

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    I love you like an emo boy loves tight pants
    I love you like Lote loves posting interesting threads
    I love you like we all love the litnet
    I love you like a thief loves diamonds

    Mine are not funny !
    Shall these bones live?

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    I love you like one night's hotel.
    Th night is flooded with everything
    The morning and everything is over

    “Those who seek to satisfy the mind of man by hampering it with ceremonies and music and affecting charity and devotion have lost their original nature””

    “If water derives lucidity from stillness, how much more the faculties of the mind! The mind of the sage, being in repose, becomes the mirror of the universe, the speculum of all creation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakiryu View Post
    I love you like Lote loves posting interesting threads

    Mine are not funny !
    No need to cry Baki. That one may be the best one yet! Perfect.
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    No need to cry Baki. That one may be the best one yet! Perfect.
    yeh, one day I shall find the perfect phrase!

    What about.....


    I love you like a woman loves her chocolate
    .......like the british love their tea.
    ......like a lawyer loves money
    ......like Britney Spears love booze
    .....Like a redneck loves his truck
    .....like Aimus loves Bob
    ....like a frenchman loves wine
    ....Like hippies love aliens.
    ....black people love chicken (no offense intended)
    .....like schoolgirls love gossip
    .....like a vampire loves blood
    ....like the godfather loves his accent

    I have no future as a stand-up comedian
    Shall these bones live?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakiryu View Post
    yeh, one day I shall find the perfect phrase!

    What about.....


    I love you like a woman loves her chocolate
    .......like the british love their tea.
    ......like a lawyer loves money
    ......like Britney Spears love booze
    .....Like a redneck loves his truck
    .....like Aimus loves Bob
    ....like a frenchman loves wine
    ....Like hippies love aliens.
    ....black people love chicken (no offense intended)
    .....like schoolgirls love gossip
    .....like a vampire loves blood
    ....like the godfather loves his accent

    I have no future as a stand-up comedian
    Some of those are very good. I love this one:
    ....like the godfather loves his accent
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

    My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/

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    Yeah, everybody loves teh accent! (otherwise you can't join the mafia! )
    Shall these bones live?

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    I love you like I love a horse tranq after one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

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