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    Talking What will happen after you die?

    I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
    Some letter of that After-life to spell:
    And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
    And answer'd "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell :"


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    Upon reading the name of this thread, my first thought was "I'll rot". Then I realized it was a quiz, so I took it. This is my result.

    After you die...
    In the Ground

    After death, you will cease to exist.
    In all likelihood, your carcass will be deposited in the ground.

    Spooky!!

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    When I click on the result, it shows Beetle Juice Waiting Room.

    Anyway, mine was parallel universe, although some of the questions would be neither (like being known for being a notorious criminal or curing cancer), oh well...

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    After you die...
    In the Ground

    After death, you will cease to exist. In all likelihood, your carcass will be deposited in the ground

    (naturally!)


    After you die...
    the Beetlejuice Waiting Room

    After death, you will end up in an overcrowded waiting room sitting beside Beetlejuice. You've been given the number 736 076 827 378 919 023, but they are currently serving number 3. Good Luck.

    (that's depressing because I hate to wait for things!)

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    After you die...
    Heaven

    After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel.
    but i dont want to go to heaven. Why cant i haunt people and be a ghost or a spirit guide. Why werent they options


    I decided to do another quiz on that site. How you'll be defined in the dictionary
    niamh --
    [noun]:

    A person who has the ability to be invisible
    Spooky! I feel like that all the time.....

    I also did the What religion are you. Now i have always considered myself a bit of a spiritualist and guess what? bang on....

    You fit in with:
    Spiritualism

    60% spiritual.
    60% reason-oriented.


    Your ideals are mostly spiritual, but in an individualistic way. While spirituality is very important in your life, organized religion itself may not be for you. It is best for you to seek these things on your own terms.
    Last edited by Niamh; 09-28-2007 at 01:57 PM.
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    After you die...
    Purgatory

    After death, you will exist in purgatory. It's so-so, I heard.
    Doesn't surprise me. there are too many sins to account for.
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

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    I got: After death, you will exist as a guardian angel in order to protect your still-living loved ones. You might even inspire a classic Christmas movie.

    Screw that! My loved one's better help themselves. I'll rather be a muse and inspired people with mad ideas Yup, that has a nice ring to it. Bakiryu Muse of (Heroins and) Heroes!

    Sounds like an epic movies Move over LOTR!
    Shall these bones live?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakiryu View Post
    I got: After death, you will exist as a guardian angel in order to protect your still-living loved ones. You might even inspire a classic Christmas movie.

    Screw that! My loved one's better help themselves. I'll rather be a muse and inspired people with mad ideas Yup, that has a nice ring to it. Bakiryu Muse of (Heroins and) Heroes!

    Sounds like an epic movies Move over LOTR!
    LOL

    You as Guardian Angel choice would be definately a no no then
    I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
    Some letter of that After-life to spell:
    And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
    And answer'd "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell :"


    Blog: Rubaiyats of Lote-Tree and Poetry and Tales

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lote-Tree View Post
    LOL

    You as Guardian Angel choice would be definately a no no then
    Why, I am an angel of goodness.

    You as a guardian angel on the other hand.....

    You'd ask god "Are you really god or someone else?" and probably get sent to hell only to prove a point
    Shall these bones live?

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    After you die...
    Reincarnated as Yourself

    After death, you will be reborn again as yourself. You will live the same life, unbeknownst to you. However, you will have vivid moments of dιjΰ vu, as you probably have now

    I wonder why i got that answer?
    Sounds boring
    Through the darkness of future past
    the magician longs to see
    one chance out between two worlds
    'Fire walk with me.'


    Twin Peaks

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    After you die...
    Heaven

    After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel.
    Hurray.
    “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”- Robert McCloskey

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    I took it once and it said I was going to Purgatory. So I switched a few answers and now I am going to Heaven, I was aiming for that parallel universe but I guess I can deal with Heaven.

    Then I clicked on that "Does he love you" link and a poor Gandalf imitation was holding up three doors Love, Money and I forget the third. so I chose love and it asked me my sign. so I am pices so i selected that, and then it asked me for my cell phone number. WTH???? Why would I do that?
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    Yeah! lol I saw another one that asked for my cell number, I was like, uh...that's okay..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    Doesn't surprise me. there are too many sins to account for.
    That's what you get for reading too much Faulkner

    But don't worry I will be your Guardian Angel and help you redeem yourself by reading to you JK Rowling
    I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
    Some letter of that After-life to spell:
    And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
    And answer'd "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell :"


    Blog: Rubaiyats of Lote-Tree and Poetry and Tales

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    Exclamation

    After I die, I will exist in Heaven. For many of you, this is no surprise as you have debated me in the religious threads. For others, I suppose Pendragon just lost his marbles. Indulge me. I judge none of you.
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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