The title of this thread says "spoofs of well-known classics,"but I'm not really sure if the original song which inspired the following parody is all that "well-known." It certainly
should be, though, for in the 71 years since it was first composed, the catchy song has become a jazz standard among the repertoires of many jazz musicians.
Adopting an ironic stance, "Will You Still Be Mine" is in a vein similar to that of "I Wish I Were in Love Again," by Rodgers and of course, Hart, as the latter-day lyricist Hammerstein was more attuned to sweet sentiment. After a more or less conventional, albeit wry, beginning, the lyrics segue into topical humor. The jokes from FDR's administration --or as in
Matt Dennis's recording from the Fifties--have cobwebs on them. That's the trouble with topical humor-- it has a very short shelf-life; hence, the attempted "update."
In any event, here we go:
Will I Catch a Break?
[To the tune of “Will You Still Be Mine?” by Matt Dennis and Tom Adair]
When forecasts say that they don't know
if we'll get heat waves or more snow;
when real life’s not a TV show–
will I catch a break?
When Yankee boasts screech to a stop,
and Chicago’s Cubs end up on top;
when fat cats’ salaries finally drop–
will I catch a break?
When cell phone use is just to talk directly,
and every blogger’s blog is spelled correctly.
When airports speed you through the gate,
without one flight arriving late;
when Walmart shoppers lose some weight –
will I catch a break?
When jobs come back from overseas
and banks won't charge those sneaky fees;
when money
really grows on trees –
will I catch a break?