Here begins a new thread called "Parodies Found." Write a spoof or parody of a well-known classic poem or popular song. Here's a couple to start the ball rolling:
The Horny Dude to His Squeeze
Hook up with me and be my squeeze.
We could sit around my crib and shoot the breeze.
We'll hang out and pop a cold six-pack
And order in deli for a tasty snack
(Not with cheap mustard but Grey Poupon.)
I'll even change the sheets on my futon.
And if some good **** would come our way–
We'll be so high we won't care if it’s April or May.
Really smokin’, in more ways than one!
Just a one-nighter, but we'll both have fun.
Dudes don't do commitment, and we don't say “please,”
But hook up with me and be my squeeze.
The Squeeze’s Reply to the Dude
Yo, Dude, if your text message was for real,
If you really said what you truly feel,
And you're not some Internet predator sleaze,
Maybe I'll hook up with you and be your squeeze.
Lose the brewski, spring for a bottle o’ wine
After you book us a table at a fine place to dine.
A “friend with privileges” you think you would rate?
Think again, Bro -- I don't put out on the first date.
Play your cards right you might get a couple o’ hugs.
BTW, I don't get high and I say no to drugs.
Swear that with other shorties you won't flirt or tease,
Then I might hook up with you and be your squeeze.
Aunt Shecky
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