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    Spring's Fragrant Hymen

    O spring's a virgin butterfly who doffs her gay cocoon
    And naked flies on powdered skies that darken must too soon.
    Her fragrant flight desires ignite to light a night's embrace;
    With fluttering heart she love imparts while dawn comes down apace
    And fiery Sol the skies appalls and maidenhoods must sever;
    A woman lies before mine eyes: the girl is gone forever.
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    It Would Seem Pat Rafter is an Art and Art History Patron

    30 Louvre, 40 Louvre, deuces all.
    What can art have in common with a yellow ball?
    Pat Rafter I say, that Aussie who has backed…
    Uh…backed what?...by Borg, jafranmastila we’ve been hacked!
    "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10

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    This poem makes less sense than I originally intended it to

    After putting the finishing touches on his time machine Dr. Brainiak decided to do the unit testing that should have occurred earlier but for lack of funding could not be done until now. Yes! Now! That moment in history when he would show how every past is Now and how every future is Now. He took a deep breath and then another and then another and then stopped. He was in the Now of pure, immoral, t = 0 alpha-omega anti-time generated by his machine proving conclusively that there couldn’t be another t.

    He somehow died, they reasoned, because he couldn’t exhale, but how was he able to die being in the Now is still being debated by his colleagues. Hell should last forever. The university did need to get rid of the remains, regardless, which refused to decompose on their own, because he was no longer actively getting rejected for research grants.

    He knew people would become irrational when they found him, but he could not get to t = 1 from t = 0. He could not even get to t = -1 although he tried that too. He couldn’t even unplug the machine because, assuming the machine was working properly, he wasn’t actually in the common delusion of time anymore although the video camera which was not in the Now showed how hard he couldn’t try.

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    It is hard being a martyr when everyone thinks you have burnt them at the stake

    By Lily White Luvable


    my
    which
    burning
    boyfriend

    burns

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    Announcing the canonization of Lily White Luvable, martyr

    By Lily White Luvable


    thank you

    with
    (Shh! They can’t see us)gratitude

    (Yeah sure)justice
    humanity
    (Nothing like playing this record backwards)decency

    every
    (That’s right)ware

    belatedly
    finally
    recognized


    i (That would be me)


    accept

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    (lol: Lily White Luvable)

    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
    tailor STATELY
    tailor

    who am I but a stitch in time
    what if I were to bare my soul
    would you see me origami

    7-8-2015

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    Presenting your rump to the headlights
    And asserting your right to be on the road.
    Furry, foggy feral.
    Braking hard, we sit and wait,
    Watching your back.
    A marker to other cars.
    Horizontally opposed paws,
    Adapted for grasping
    Clumsy out of place on stony tarmac.
    Your prehistoric brain,
    Eucalyptus fuddled,
    Fails to grasp the doom that dwells on there.
    You gain the verge and we proceed.
    Silently thanking our lucky stars
    No busy, bouncing truck
    Swept down the other side
    And cleaned you up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tailor STATELY View Post
    (lol: Lily White Luvable)

    Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
    tailor STATELY
    Lily said, "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"

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    Jens

    Jens
    Jens
    He's one of our best frens
    Jens
    He talks about Euros, dollars, and pence
    Jens
    Economic theory can be a little dense
    But if you listen to Jens
    He actually makes a lot of sense
    Jens
    And in these days of uncertainty all men ask whence
    Came Jens?
    Jens
    Jens
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    Ok that offenses my senses Pompey. Well done.
    Before sunlight can shine through a window, the blinds must be raised - American Proverb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delta40 View Post
    Ok that offenses my senses Pompey. Well done.
    Thanks, though encouraging me is always a mistake.

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    Haiku. Many, few.
    It's like that with me and you.
    This will have to do.

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    Taciturn Bagel

    Bagel
    Onion bagel
    Toasted to a crisp

    Something on top
    My little friend?
    Silence

    Cream cheese left
    When I became
    A man

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    Happy Bagel

    Cream cheese left for good...
    No matter
    As long as the fridge contains
    Butter

    Butter the depressed bagel
    If you want add rasps
    of Provolone
    Or whatever cheese you eat
    with Macaroni

    Toast it upside down
    To your heart´s delight
    Until it becomes
    yellow, golden or brown.
    "You can always find something better than death."
    Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, The Bremen Town Musicians

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    The assyrian came down like a wolf on the fold
    After having put their iphones on hold
    And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold;
    Although there was some kahki, truth to be told.
    And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea,
    And they waved them about not without glee.
    Ah, we write a good poem Byron and me.
    ay up

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