okay, so things are slowing down around here lately, so i jacked a game or two from another forum.....
this one goes like this:
you make a wish and the next person grants it, but spoils it. likee so:
i wish i was a fly on a wall at an important meeting
(the next person's response, for example)
granted, but everyone there is armed with flyswatters
so i wish i could twitch my nose and my housework would be done
Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.
People here are very playful indeed
But still bit blank about what kind of game we play thoug....
let's see...to my wish of having my housework immediately done, you could have responded with something like:
granted, but you will have ten children to mess it all up again right away
or
granted, but all the mess ends up in the yard
its just a game where you 'grant' people's wishes, but show how the wish could be screwed up.
then, you make your own wish for someone else to screw up for you.
Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.
"i wish i could twitch my nose and my housework would be done"
granted, but then some rude guy blows your house into tiny bits
(if I got it I'm not supposed to make a wish...ruining it is more fun anyway
)
I have a plan: attack!
Jay, I think you are suppossed to make another wish, so that I could ruin it, and so on and so on.....
right VBM?
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
precisely. now we have nothing to do till jay comes back and makes a wish....
Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.
I'll make a wish:
I wish I could go to Mars.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
granted, you go to mars, but then the martians steal your pants.
i wish i could teleport myself anywhere i want to be.
Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.
granted, but then you'll remain stuck in a time wharp or wahtever it's called (no idea why, but you'll be!)
I wish I was a famous singer
dead on the inside, i've got nothing to prove
keep me alive and give me something to lose
granted, but someone people will follow you everywhere screaming your name and you will not have a moments peace, ever.
i wish i could win the lottery
Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.
granted, but your winning ticket will be stolen by your worst enemy who'll runaway with it and enjoy richness
I wish I lived in England
dead on the inside, i've got nothing to prove
keep me alive and give me something to lose
granted, but you cant afford to buy anything because it's so expensive, and it rains constantly and your shoes all get mouldy because of it.
i wish i was finished my degree.
Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.
Granted, but there are no jobs so you're stuck where you are now.
I wish I worked at Marvel Comics
And we laughed at the stars while our feet clung tight to the ground, so pleased with ourselves for using so many verbs and nouns.
Granted, but Stan Lee is your boss. Think about it.
I wish I was the only person in the world who didn't have to pay for CD's.
If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me!
~The Dresden Dolls
granted, but they have to be played in a special CD player that costs you more money than it would have cost had you bought EVERY CD that you could have ever wanted.
i wish that i could fly
Then we sat on the edge of the earth, with our feet dangling over the side, and marvelled that we had found each other.
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