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Thread: Make A Wish

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    Granted, it's 7.44 PM! And you just skipped a day of your life.

    I wish I could see Alladin when he's trying to fly under a very low bridge, and he has to hit his head really hard!
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    Granted! You watch Alladin hit his head hard - But the trouble is that Alladin doesn't recover from this blunt force trauma. Watching his animated life expire ends up being one of the worst experiences of your life.

    I wish I had a personal toe cracking slave . . .
    “As Kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame . . .”


    Why disqualify the rush? I'm tabled. I'm tabled.



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    Granted, the slave is very good at cracking your toes. He also likes to crack the rest of your bodies, especially your ribs and spine!

    I wish the father of the child didn't eat chicken every wednesday. It might rub off on the child.
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    Granted! Now the father eats turnips! The child develops a severe turnip dependency just before all the turnips are exported to Mars!

    I wish that Lola wouldn't have worn platforms when doing all that running . . .
    “As Kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame . . .”


    Why disqualify the rush? I'm tabled. I'm tabled.



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    Granted, but it's not half as good to watch when she runs barefooted and steps in glass every other step. It beats getting shot I guess.

    I wish to be the ultimate ruler of the universe. A complementary space ship would be nice.
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    Granted, but you are in a different universe... Not good ol' Milky Way but buggery tadpole-ville... You'll fit in just fine as their leader.. You're the greenest thing there...

    I wish that I had someone to stop acting happy to.... that I actually know, can see and can hold...
    "I'd rather be hated for hu i am, than loved for hu I'm not"

    "I may run and hide, but I NEVER tell a lie"

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    Granted! But they're the greenest thing here!


    I wish I could stop wishing for the unobtainable.

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    Granted, but it becomes obtainable so long as you don't wish for it - and you still want it (badly!).

    I wish I could produce diacritic marks over my vowels with the finesse of X.C. (or is that T.C.?).

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    Smile

    Granted! You finally read the computer manual! Déjà vu!

    I wish for greater understanding.
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    Granted, you now wish this same thing with much deeper clarity!

    I wish I could deal with several loved ones at once with full attention.

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    Granted, but that means that you only have 1 loved one...

    I wish that my muscles weren't so sore from camp... Ow!!!
    "I'd rather be hated for hu i am, than loved for hu I'm not"

    "I may run and hide, but I NEVER tell a lie"

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    Granted, your muscles aren't as sore, but your brain got scrambled instead, and you are placed in a psychward for evaluation.

    I wish an avalanche would block the passage to the underworld
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    Granted, but you'd have to go to heaven instead.

    I wish my calculator had an answer to everything button.

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    Granted! You become addicted to this handy feature and are soon caught cheating during your most important exam.

    I wish I could manipulate abstract objects . . .
    “As Kingfishers catch fire, dragonflies draw flame . . .”


    Why disqualify the rush? I'm tabled. I'm tabled.



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    No need to grant that; your mind already can.


    I wish I could get over this whole banning incident.
    LET THERE BE LIGHT

    "Love follows knowledge." – St. Catherine of Siena

    My literature blog: http://ashesfromburntroses.blogspot.com/

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