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    10 steps

    Another idiotic game.....

    10 random steps to being you.
    Shall these bones live?

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    Step One to being Shalot

    1) don't be afraid to be a total idiot

    (is this what you had in mind Baki? Let me know! please don't laugh at me)
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    1O steps to being Bakiryu in no particular order

    1: become obsessed by one or more bands. Try to convert people into liking said band, get into fight because of band.
    2: Laugh out loud, find people particularly funny.
    3: develop a passion for walking around in your underwear, do this as often as possible.
    4: Be as loud as you can, learn to whisper loudly.
    5: Be random. Really, really random.
    6: Make up a random blog, which really sucks but people read it for some reason
    7: Stare at things. for hours. Stare at your ceiling all night trying to discover the philosophical nature of the cracks running through it.
    8: Slack. Slack. Slack. Be a doer of nothing, yet ace most of your classes.
    9: Make friends with crazy, weird and/or random people.
    10: Make up a name that no one else has. Mine is Bakiryu. Don't steal it now. It's copyrighted!
    Shall these bones live?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shalot View Post
    Step One to being Shalot

    1) don't be afraid to be a total idiot

    (is this what you had in mind Baki? Let me know! please don't laugh at me)
    of course! Go Shalot!
    Shall these bones live?

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    okay, I got it now

    Edit: 12 Steps (because I'm such a drunk) to being Shalot:

    1) don't be afraid to be a total idiot
    2) keep your secrets to yourself
    3) make a list of things you intend to do and then somehow, don't get around to doing them
    4) mispell your own name
    5) buy books that you never finish reading
    6) always wear socks to bed.
    7) put a lot of different songs on your ipod and then listen to the same 7 every time you use it
    8) collect butterfly earrings, dishes, and other butterfly knick knacks
    9) always have a candle going - not because you're covering up a filthy smell (you never let a mess progress to filth), but because you like the smell of candles -- especially patchouli
    10) try to be a smartass at least once a day
    11) be dramatic and cause a scene at every opportunity
    12) develop a fixation with hot movies stars and musicians such as Hayden Christiansen (Darth Vader), Leonardo DeCaprio, Nikki Sixx and Axl Rose circa 1988
    Last edited by Shalot; 09-15-2007 at 11:58 PM.
    "...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?

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    1. Believe in Christianity.
    2. Be in a constant mode of obsess from one book series to another.
    3. Be in a constant mode of obsess from one NOT mainstream singing group to another.
    4. Be thoroughly in love with Lord of the Rings
    5. Don't care that you have no real friends your age
    6. Don't care that nobody except thoroughly bookish people are comfortable with you
    7. Wear classic clothing
    8. Be supremely polite to everyone.
    9. Always have your iPod close at hand
    10. Be annoyingly optimistic.
    Last edited by andave_ya; 09-17-2007 at 10:16 PM.
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    Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
    Of cabbages--and kings--
    And why the sea is boiling hot--
    And whether pigs have wings."

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    Not advisable. But here's 10 steps to being Symphony.

    1. Fall in love with dead people (Tagore, Newton, Carl Sagan, etc), or book characters, on a weekly basis; however, weird stuff such as a curved wooden box, your iPod, or your window-tree, will do too.

    2. Try to waste your time whenever you can, doing nothing.

    3. Always be 10 feet away from your reading table, possibly loaded with homeworks.

    4. Spend the night before an exam trying to write a poem.

    5. Have a cosy nap during a class, the lecturer's voice should work out nice as a lullaby.

    6. Worship music.

    7. Manage to get a bunch of freaks (not unlike you) as friends. (uhm...dont let ahsiam or scarlet pain hear that!)

    8. Keep forgetting your friends' b'days as well as your own.

    9. Keep your room as messy as possible.

    10. Admire physics whenever you can.
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    ...the smell of flowers through metal labyrinths.

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    here it goes,
    10 steps to being farnoosh:

    1.laugh at everything you can and always keep a smile on your face.
    2.throw model airplanes in the class when ever your teacher turns back to the blackboard to write something.
    3.do as you are told but not the way they want you to!
    4.be deadly nice to everybody (especially weird people)
    5.LOVE manchester united with all of your heart and dont let anybody say anything bad about them
    5.do not LOVE people for a long time ,Just like them until you dont like them anymore
    6.do not get in LOVE
    7.sleep until somebody pours water on you
    8.get crazy in the afternoons
    9.go out in the woods and meet your friends at 12:30
    10.BE A WEREWOLF!!

    by the way guys I'm a SHALOT!
    I do what you do LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by symphony View Post
    Fall in love with dead people (Tagore, Newton, Carl Sagan, etc), or book characters, on a weekly basis
    HA! Me, too!! Glad to hear I am not the only one!

    Anyway, here I go. 10 steps to being me:

    1. Know pointless, random facts about practically every sort of topic in the world (doesn't matter if it is history, films, sports, et.c.). Then tell people this useless information like I really know something brilliant.

    2. Obsess over musical theater/film musicals, and try to convert other people into becoming fanatics and get them to realize that it is the single greatest form of entertainment.

    3. Determined to win the Tony Award (and believe it will happen, too!).

    4. Listen to literally every genre of music known to man. And own an INSANE amount of it.

    5. Following #4, watch literally every genre of film known to man. And own an INSANE amount of that, too!!

    6. Keep every book you've ever read and then complain that you have no room for anything else because your books take up too much room. Then, even though there is no room, complain about not having enough books.

    7. Desperately want to become a ghost hunter/paranormal investigator.

    8. Truly enjoy Civil War reenacting, and roaming around in a corset, and a dress with layers upon layers of clothing in 90 degree heat!

    9. Plan out your future gothic, Victorian home. Literally from the floorplan to the number of rooms to the colors of the house (inside and out) to the furniture.....

    10. As a hobby, make clothing from different periods in time for absolutely NO reason. After all, never going to have any use for them. Next outfit: skirt and top from circa 1890's.

    Oh, I am a little crazy.

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    that was funny
    Her heart is played like well worn strings; in her eyes the sadness sings; of one who was destined for better things.

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    I don’t think it takes 10 steps to be me but here goes:


    1. lie about your ages as often as possible and lie as much as is
    believable or even when it unbelievable
    2. always keep your hair colored., it helps with #1
    3. diet all the time but never lose weight
    4. I see dumb people…it’s fun to just let them go on and on
    5. sleep as much as possible whenever possible
    6. sing off key loud and often, especially at work
    7. spend an hour or two talking in Beatle lyrics only
    8. tell the people you love that you love them.
    9. eat lots of chocolate
    10. drink coffee
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    @ Granny

    I'm going to agree very much with 4-10....
    as for # 1...proud I've made it this far...
    # 2....kinda like my salt and pepper.
    # 3 I'm actually trying to put on some weight.....
    "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death"-anon

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueSkyGB View Post
    @ Granny

    I'm going to agree very much with 4-10....
    as for # 1...proud I've made it this far...
    # 2....kinda like my salt and pepper.
    # 3 I'm actually trying to put on some weight.....
    Hey, I have some I could give you, salt and weight...if we could just figure out how to get it to you!
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    I have to add a bonus step to being me. I was going to do it yesterday but something took my mind off of it.

    Anyway, you have to obsess over the TV show "Little House on the Prairie", and then secretly wish Charles Ingalls was your father, too!

    God, I LOVE that show!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyWentworth View Post
    9. Plan out your future gothic, Victorian home. Literally from the floorplan to the number of rooms to the colors of the house (inside and out) to the furniture.....
    I've soo done that. Lady, you sound like me sometimes!

    Anywho, ten steps to being Classic Charm:

    1. Be extreme: Love or Hate, nothing in between
    2. Never watch a movie once: Watch it six times. In a row. It's the only way to notice everything.
    3. Grow up on Disney: Have it completely distort your views on love.
    4. Eat like a man: And relish every bite.
    5. Be Nocturnal: You're more alive at night.
    6. Make your plan and stick to it: Nothing is allowed to get in your way. If something does, feel free to feel as though your life is crashing down aound you.
    7. Read Everything: Your goal in life is to be well-read, though a lifetime could never fulfill that.
    8. Be honest: Brutally, if necessary. People might think you're a b*t*h for it, but you'll never lie to yourself or others.
    9. Debate: Don't ever give in when you believe in something.
    10. Worship animals: They're perfect and pure and so much better than people.
    Last edited by *Classic*Charm*; 09-18-2007 at 01:28 PM.
    I'm weary with right-angles, abbreviated daylight,
    Waiting for a winter to be done.
    Why do I still see you in every mirrored window,
    In all that I could never overcome?

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