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    Something for the guys(No girls)

    In the recent light that guys were not allowed to "certain beverage drinking get-togethers".I thought we'd start our own male bonding event

    Not that we trying to compete or anything , but I do believe that we need a spot to vent and chat about important things like women, women wom...oops I mentioned that already, cars, and the effect that David Beckham is having on our sons
    and YES!! you don't have to worry about leaving the toilet seat up around here
    NO GIRLS
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    I love it. Can I bring beer?
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    We take care of our own kind, we have all the beer you want!
    and just the way you like it, crisp and cold.

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    Conviction that is not under-girded by LOVE makes the possessor of that conviction obnoxious and the dogma possessed becomes repulsive - Ravi Zacharias.

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    Exclamation

    You know what this really needs, guys? Some sort of classy name. Like in Conan Doyle's Holmes Books, Mycroft was a member of an exclusive club called The Diagones Club. Even speaking to another member was forbiden except in the "Stranger's Room." The Shadow had The Cobalt Club. We need a classy name like that. A place where we guys can drop in, have a pipe or cigar, a beer or whatever, and discuss the topic of choice, ladies excluded. Someone think of a good name.
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    Hello! We don't want gender descrimination in litnet! There is enough already in one's life. I am a poster, you are a poster, whether a boy, or a girl. You can post anywhere you want (as long as you follow the rules) so can I! So where is the problem, haan?
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    so, I was thinking, we should buy a company vehicle (at my work) and my boss actually thought it was a good idea (keep in mimd I have a male boss and a female boss...yep two bosses) so I suggested the mercedes CLK-GTR the male boss was all: Hell Yeah!...but as you know it, the female boss won out and now our company vehicle is a GMC utility van.


    ...but I'm still working the CLK-GTR proposal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanislaw View Post
    the female boss won out and now our company vehicle is a GMC utility van.
    How practical!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stanislaw View Post
    so, I was thinking, we should buy a company vehicle (at my work) and my boss actually thought it was a good idea (keep in mimd I have a male boss and a female boss...yep two bosses) so I suggested the mercedes CLK-GTR the male boss was all: Hell Yeah!...but as you know it, the female boss won out and now our company vehicle is a GMC utility van.


    ...but I'm still working the CLK-GTR proposal
    Typical women behaviour, going for one of the worst cars you can possibly think of!!! Don't they think about the image of a company!? The car needs to reflect the company, what will people think if they see an utility van???? And a GMC one at that! Very bad call from your female boss
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    Aww how cute...did you guys get jealous because you couldn't have coffee with us?!
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    I think the lady boss gave you a huge concession, Stan. If only I was the boss, I would have made them come on a tri-cycle for work.

    Save fuel, less pollution, and clean environment

    Ya Grace, I think that they are jealous of us that we are having a good time, and they have to deal with cycle repair issues
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    Quote Originally Posted by AimusSage View Post
    The car needs to reflect the company
    Maybe that is why she chose the utility van... It might be reflecting the company perfectly well!

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    Bah, you can keep your stupid merc. I want one of these:



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    Yeah, thats a good choice, the boys can push this car for say about a mile, so that it can start, they will have some work atleast
    Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul.

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    I think the company would be wise to go with a bugatti Veyron!

    That car is FAST!

    The Bentley is nice too.

    Quote Originally Posted by Scheherazade View Post
    Maybe that is why she chose the utility van... It might be reflecting the company perfectly well!

    Oh come now, they'll think it's the plumbers dropping by to take a look at the toilet trouble they've been having ever since the boss ate too much curry.
    There is no darkness, there is no light, there is only Lasagne!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AimusSage View Post
    Oh come now, they'll think it's the plumbers dropping by to take a look at the toilet trouble they've been having ever since the boss ate too much curry.

    Perhaps you are right Aimus, that imagery is nasty!
    "So heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss, and my heart turns violently inside of my chest, I don't have time to maintain these regrets, when I think about, the way....He loves us..."


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