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    Quote Originally Posted by OZEED View Post
    Did someone say whips and chains?? wwwwhipppisssssh
    Quote Originally Posted by RobinHood3000 View Post
    Don't forget the verbal threats ending with "mummy" and the bite-size dessert foods.
    Now this seems intriguing....
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    Care to join us, kathy dear?
    Por una cabeza
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    Qu importa perderme
    Mil veces la vida
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobinHood3000 View Post
    Care to join us, kathy dear?
    Isn't it past your bedtime, young man?!

    *edit* do the bite size desserts include brownies or mini chocolate chip cookies?
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    ~French accent~ But, of cawrse...also cherries, strawberries, and whipped cream ...
    Por una cabeza
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    Qu importa perderme
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    Para qu vivir

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    "Le wow"!
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    Oh, and dont forget the latex!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    Oh I do the dishes better than my wife.
    I can tell that my buddy Virgil has no Native American blood. White Man speak with forked tougue! If man do better job at dishes than wife, than wife no do dishes, husband always have to do job! What size ring Virgil have in nose?
    Some of us laugh
    Some of us cry
    Some of us smoke
    Some of us lie
    But it's all just the way
    that we cope with our lives...

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    hohoho, hey missy how about us? *burp* *scratching balls*
    ye wunna ave a spar fag on ye, wudja? Is there any more beer?
    *pretending to be a guy*

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    Quote Originally Posted by SleepyWitch View Post
    hohoho, hey missy how about us? *burp* *scratching balls*
    ye wunna ave a spar fag on ye, wudja? Is there any more beer?
    *pretending to be a guy*
    Scratching what?

    Hey I seen women scratch areas which I wouldn't mention here.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    I can tell that my buddy Virgil has no Native American blood. White Man speak with forked tougue! If man do better job at dishes than wife, than wife no do dishes, husband always have to do job! What size ring Virgil have in nose?
    Well, we still split it. I may do it better, but she does it faster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    Scratching what?

    Hey I seen women scratch areas which I wouldn't mention here.
    armpits???

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    Quote Originally Posted by mir View Post
    personally, i think all men should be under total control of women and attentive to their every need, because we're all just so awesome.
    Control? If he is attentive to a woman's every need, the man will be carrying the whip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
    I can tell that my buddy Virgil has no Native American blood. White Man speak with forked tougue! If man do better job at dishes than wife, than wife no do dishes, husband always have to do job! What size ring Virgil have in nose?
    heh... (that made me laugh at work...and now my office buddy think's I'm a nut )

    Quote Originally Posted by SleepyWitch View Post
    hohoho, hey missy how about us? *burp* *scratching balls*
    ye wunna ave a spar fag on ye, wudja? Is there any more beer?
    *pretending to be a guy*
    Say...where's the new guy from? ...want some more beer pal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SleepyWitch View Post
    hohoho, hey missy how about us? *burp* *scratching balls*
    Bh, Sleepy, really !
    Though resemblance to reality can't be utterly denied, I admit
    "Where mind meets matter, both should woo!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by OZEED View Post
    Oh, and dont forget the latex!
    No, you don't want to forget that!
    the luminous grass of the prairie hides
    feet lovely and still as sleeping doves,
    porcelain bones strong enough to carry a life,
    but weighty and unmovable
    As black Dakota hills.
    ~ Riesa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil View Post
    Scratching what?

    Hey I seen women scratch areas which I wouldn't mention here.
    A lady would scratch her nose in private. ( I think....)
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