Korova Milkbar (no girls allowed)

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despite the fact of its constant interruption by "penis envy" . . .

[ElizabethSewall]

I dunno, Claire Danes isn't bad looking, but the day Elizabeth decides to use her allure in any way less than genuine is the day I go bald, a fistful at a time.

Aww...
Maybe I should try to exercise that power!

I let you the choice of my new avatar, Milord. Would you send one to me by pm? I trust your judgement.

[miss tenderness]

Hi ,Eliza

how are you? have y graduated or not yet?

we really missed you around

[Virgil]

No, our heels conversation got along just fine in THIS thread, and you guys has such lovely contributions

hahaha. I just noticed they are talking about shaving body hair over there.

[Pendragon]

OZEED, my dear fellow, you know that I prefer my steak on the rare side! You overcooked it again! How does one manage to overcook an entire side of beef? Good thing I had Excalibur to cut it with, when the flesh is overdone, it can become tough! Did Tal send over more Mead? On with the feast!

[Arethusa]

More than values, you boys need to remember the:

MAN LAWS!!!!

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

(c) After wrecking your boss' car.

(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

5: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

6: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

7: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

8: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have satisfied her carnally. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

9: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

10: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

11: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

12: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

13: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

14: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

15: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

16: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding pending your response.

17: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:

(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!

(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

18: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

19: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to make love to her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

20: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey love, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

We've all heard about people having guts or cojones. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"COJONES" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the rear and having the cojones to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion,

The International Council of Manhood, LTD

[Stanislaw]

Who leaked those most sacred unwritten laws?

[Virgil]

6: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

I particularly like this one.

[kathycf]

Kathy is my nominee to do this job! as she has the sexiest avy on the Lit NET

Now, that isn't true and I really like your new avy, miss T.

I dunno, Claire Danes isn't bad looking, but the day Elizabeth decides to use her allure in any way less than genuine is the day I go bald, a fistful at a time.

Besides, Taleen, your avatar is rather alluring in its own way, as well.

ER?? I am not genuine?

[AimusSage]

Now, that isn't true and I really like your new avy, miss T.



ER?? I am not genuine?

I happen to think your current avatar looks delicious and very much edible.

[kathycf]

I happen to think your current avatar looks delicious and very much edible.

doh! I was going for the opposite of alluring! Should have known you would like Turnip, Aim.

[Nightshade]

well you do have a nice smile

[kathycf]

Is there an anti-kathy movement I am not aware of?

[AimusSage]

doh! I was going for the opposite of alluring! Should have known you would like Turnip, Aim.

I think you choose it because you knew I would like it. Very considerate of you.

[kathycf]

I think you choose it because you knew I would like it. Very considerate of you.

Yes, thank you. I guess I won't have a turnip, so here she is for you in all her glory.