hi girls and boys,
I've come across this hilarious article about Snape mania.
(it contains some references to kissing and stuff *barf*, so if you are a little kid and find kissing yucky, don't read it)
are you a fellow sufferer (please say yes!)
do you have your own theories about Snape Mania/ Snape Fever?
just for the record, I do NOT lust after Snape..
Is that why you have a picture of him in your beneath thingy?Originally Posted by SleepyWitch
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
LoooooooL hehehe well no thanks God have no snape fever ...i like the way he is mean (he sounds funny to me) when he complains or snaps at harry ...
but EW ! never love him....Come on LoL
thanks for the thread
yes, exactlyIs that why you have a picture of him in your beneath thingy?
go ahead and vote "NO!" then you two
I really have no opinion either way. Maybe after I read the books.yes, exactly
go ahead and vote "NO!" then you two
On another website I go to the women are crazy about Snape.
Last edited by papayahed; 07-27-2007 at 09:41 AM.
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dont have a snape thingy no. too slimy even with alan Rickman playing. Now if it had been Jeremy Irons........
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i voted no.
but lets see if my voice changes after i've read 7.
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...the smell of flowers through metal labyrinths.
I liked Snape starting from the first book,
"Dullness. Ethereal, ephemeral, allegorical dullness. The blunt boredom rises from the gorge of her insufferable lips and floats like the tiniest feather of a long dead bird until it lands, naked and tired memory next to your fleshy feet. But she is gone now, away, away, like all the others, away, away! Only I, poet man, has chosen to stay. And I welcome you, travelers, to the memory catacombs of the Brunnen-G!" (c) Poet Man
Great article! hehe. I do truly admire the character snape, but no sexual attraction there, thanks!
My mom does(or did) have a thing for Sirius though.
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Interesting thread. And article on Snape fangirls.
No, I don't. Not even when I was a Harry Potter fan. I never had a crush on any of the characters. Maybe because I was too young?
Alan Rickman is a really great actor, though.
SNAPE FANGIRLS!!!!!!! Run for your lives!
I like that. Beneath thingy. Much better than signature.Is that why you have a picture of him in your beneath thingy?
Ahahahaha! I like the article A LOT. This person is a genius...
Last edited by Lily Adams; 07-27-2007 at 12:54 PM.
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hehe, you native speakers are so quick to use the phrase "sexual attraction"Great article! hehe. I do truly admire the character snape, but no sexual attraction there, thanks!
i think I've got a vocabulary problem here... do you call anything that involves a male and a female plus a pinch of admiration "sexual attraction" in English?
I'm not flaming you drama, I'm serioulsy confused because in my vocabulary "sexual attraction" means something different.
hehe, I guess in English it's like this: Snape=bloke, Sleepy=girl, i.e. they are two different sexes ---> if Sleepy goes "aaaawwww" about Snape it means she is "sexually attracted" because.
hehe
one reason I like Snape is exactly because all those scenes the author of that blog mentioned do NOT work
I'm a nubile young witch at Hogwarts, around 18 or so - ready to graduate and start bewitching frogs on my own. I'm really quite talented at Potions, and lately I've been exchanging loaded glances over the cauldron with my favorite teacher, Snape, or as I like to call him in my mind, "Snapey-Poo".
I'm leaving Potions one day when Snape says, "Miss Fury, a word, please?" in that DREAMY voice. Our eyes meet and then Snape takes me in his arms, hurling the contents of his desk to the ground with a muttered spell, and then our sweaty bodies... ok, wait. That's not working, because Snape would get fired for screwing a student, even if I was legal. Dumbledore looks prissy and would probably fire Snape for fraternizing.
Ok, I'm a slutty substitute witch at Hogwarts. I've just thrown Harry Potter, that uppity little brat, into Magical Detention, where he is going to recieve a magical spanking by means of a spanking spell. Snape comes up to me in the corridor to compliment me on punishing Harry so appropriately.
We make some small talk and Snape invites me to a mid-air picnic on his broom. We never make it to lunch because we start kissing in the corridor, then we get so riled up that he presses me against the wall and we... no, that wouldn't work either, because one of the Hogwart's ghosts would catch us, tell Dumbledore, and get me fired.
No I don't really have a thing for Snape at all. But I do really like the young/childhood Snape we see in the Pensieve - he is all of those misfit kids that everyone teases, and I always feel sympathy (empathy?) for those kids.
I didn't read that article, but what about those girls that are in love with Draco from the movies. Yikes! Malfoy fangirls!
Ok, don't laugh but at first I had no idea who you were talking about.
Now I know, and the answer is No
aw, too bad.Ok, don't laugh but at first I had no idea who you were talking about.
Now I know, and the answer is No
where are those thousands and millions of Snape fan girls the article talks about?
No Snape mania here. I could see how some girls would though. He has that kind of bad guy/good guy appeal. Kind of like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean. It is the same way with Sirius I think. I actually truly cried when he died because he was my favorite character...but attraction...no.
Snape did turn out to be such a good guy that it broke my heart to read the thoughts in the penseive. I was thinking, "if only things had worked out differently" and he had not died.
Kind of got a bit nauseated with that whole fantasy building in that article. It is kind of funny to think that women actually think that way in regards to Alan Rickman and/or the book Snape. I think Rickman did a good job playing Rowling's character. But, yuck, I don't want to know that women think that way about the characters in children's books.....eeeeewwwwwww....
"So heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss, and my heart turns violently inside of my chest, I don't have time to maintain these regrets, when I think about, the way....He loves us..."
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