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    Something's gotta give PrinceMyshkin's Avatar
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    * * * Congratulations!!! * * *

    You've been awarded absolute power for a period long enough to enact three laws to govern all humanity. What will they be?

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    1. Ban homeworks in each and every state.
    2. Make blackseduction icecream the staple food of Bangladesh.
    3. Make symphony the ultimate dictator of this vile world.
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    ...the smell of flowers through metal labyrinths.

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    All world leaders and thier pals will now be digging trenches until further notice.

    Wealthy countries will fund non-wealthy countries until healthy and happy.

    No more poluting the earth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiobe View Post
    All world leaders and thier pals will now be digging trenches until further notice.

    Wealthy countries will fund non-wealthy countries until healthy and happy.

    No more poluting the earth.
    BRAVO!

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    No politics in its current meaning
    No stereotyping, people had ENOUGH of being labeled.
    No bashing religions, ways of life or ways of thinking. Everyone is entitled of THIER lives...it's not yours to judge, and your isn't anyone else's to judge.
    I'm the patron saint of the denial,
    With an angel face and a taste for suicidal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nossa View Post
    No politics in its current meaning
    No stereotyping, people had ENOUGH of being labeled.
    No bashing religions, ways of life or ways of thinking. Everyone is entitled of THIER lives...it's not yours to judge, and your isn't anyone else's to judge.

    I'll be the first to violate your third law!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceMyshkin View Post
    I'll be the first to violate your third law!
    Really? Why is that?
    I'm the patron saint of the denial,
    With an angel face and a taste for suicidal.

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    I like Kiobe's and Nossa's laws....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mortis Anarchy View Post
    I like Kiobe's and Nossa's laws....

    Gracias!

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    No piggy-backing stupid bills onto the ones that are sure to pass because they can't stand on their own to become laws.

    In countries where oppression, genocide & other atrocities are allowed by the government to take place, the leaders and/or perpetrators are not subject to the rules set forth in the Geneva Convention. I am not advocating torture - killing them quickly is fine.

    Mind your own business! As long as they are not harming others, stay out of everyone else's bedroom, religious beliefs (or lack thereof), government processes, lives.
    The most wasted of all days is one without laughter - e e cummings

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    Allow Gay marriage, abortion and freedom of expression and religion.

    Make medicine and college free

    Ban polution, dictators and commercials on movies!
    Shall these bones live?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bakiryu View Post
    commercials on movies!
    Amen, Sister! How annoying is it to pay $8 to see the commercials we fast forward through at home?
    The most wasted of all days is one without laughter - e e cummings

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    1. A person's privacy and right to speech and writing and to their own body cannot be violated under any condition except partially under the condition when they broke this exact law and it has been proven that they did so and to what extent, or when the person has agreed to have their privacy fully or partially violated to a particular other person(s). (sorry for quirky wording, but you have to make a law work somehow) [Did anyone even get what I wrote?]

    2. Welfare for non-working people (excluding mothers, widows, disabled people, whatever) is disbanded, instead, people with no jobs are fed and given shelter but they are not given money. All people who receive low salaries for their jobs receive free public benefits from the taxes payed by people who have high salaries for their jobs. [This is almost how it currently works except I would want to make it official so that people won't come up with ridiculous ideas of the "make all schools private" sort]

    3. Every person has a right to carry a very particular gun. This gun has short firing range, it has just enough firepower to deal severe pain and damage, it is easy to acquire and it is expected that pretty much everyone (above 18) has it. All other guns are banned for civil use except under special hunting or collector licenses.

    I probably can come up with something better, but I have problems fitting laws into the current government system.
    "Dullness. Ethereal, ephemeral, allegorical dullness. The blunt boredom rises from the gorge of her insufferable lips and floats like the tiniest feather of a long dead bird until it lands, naked and tired memory next to your fleshy feet. But she is gone now, away, away, like all the others, away, away! Only I, poet man, has chosen to stay. And I welcome you, travelers, to the memory catacombs of the Brunnen-G!" (c) Poet Man

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    1) Abolish hunger

    2) The richest 10% of the world will give half their assets to the poorest 10% and so on down the line until we reach the median; whereupon we begin all over again from the top

    3) All forms of salesmanship are abolished. This includes real-estate, automobiles &c but also national & other ideologies, religions, philosophies, crash-diets and most especially all forms of advertisements for oneself such as ‘charm:’ romantic or political...

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    i don't get the third one prince.

    1)Stop unnecciery fighting, abortion, and gay marrige.

    2)Fix the puplic schooling. by hiring better teachers, highering the standers, giving free tutaring(or however you spell it), let chidren pray in school, and give them books of chalinge.

    3) Let renters have pets at home.

    (Pleass forgive my spelling, my brains deing)
    Pitiful creatur of darkness,
    What kind of world have you known?
    God give me courage to guide me,
    You are not alone.



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