What is the longest intelligible sentence you can make using only words that all begin with the same letter? (any letter you choose)
Example:
His Hateful Honesty Heralding Her Herpes Harmed Her Honor Hugely; However, He Hastily Healed Her Humor Highlighting HIS Horrible Halitosis.
Not too bad for a first try.... Now let's see yours!
Last edited by BibliophileTRJ; 06-25-2007 at 02:48 PM.
Nancy needed nothing, not needles, neckties, nymphs nor nougat... nay, not nothing...Nancy needed Ned.
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams
"Frivolity is a stern taskmaster."
Zippy the Pinhead
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Christy craftily craved corn chips, constantly crunching, cracking, chewing, canoodling crusty crunchies.
(there that's 12. I tried.)
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
I am just going to go ahead and apologize for this one in advance:
Following farmer Fred Foster's famous fictitious footsteps, flamboyant Frederica Frost flatulated freely, flippantly fanning forty foul, ferocious, fantastic, farts.
There 19! I am having too much fun with this.
Last edited by Shalot; 07-02-2007 at 08:03 PM.
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
Well done, ladies!!!
No need to apologize Shalot..... that one made me laugh out loud!
Here's another stab at it:
Might Miss Mary Murphy's Many Malodorous Miniature Martian Minstrels Methodically Make Mystically Merry, Mostly Melodious, Mighty Memorable, Marginally Marketable Mambo Music?
Last edited by BibliophileTRJ; 06-26-2007 at 10:20 AM.
Boy, this thread died quickly!
On Occasion, Our Ornery Obscenely Obese Ostrich Officiously Orders Overstuffed Onion Omelettes; Often Offending Outraged Onlookers
My matronly marred mumpy Mom mistakenly made mincemeat maple marinaded macaroni, meanwhile Marxist Mary made macaroons.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
While watching woodpeckers, wobbly Wilma Wilkerson willingly whittled warts while wistfully wanting Wallace Watson's whiskered walrus.
(eh, not bad, 16)
Last edited by Shalot; 07-03-2007 at 11:34 PM. Reason: Is it just me, or is that absurdly naughty?
"...if you weren't smart enough to get a pedophile in a dress to put a small amount of water on the child’s forehead, then what the eff did you think was going to happen?
Say, Sammy, suppose Sally seemed sufficiently silly so she'd surprise Sallah sooner, sacrificing salami sandwiches.
15 - not terrible for a first effort, I don't think.
Por una cabeza
Si ella me olvida
Qué importa perderme
Mil veces la vida
Para qué vivir
Ruldoph readily rounded red roosters,ruthlessly running 'round resting rowers,risking Rick's reputation.
13, not tooo bad I s'pose.
I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.
Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Abracadabra - an aberrant, abnormal, abominable abject aardvark abducted ably and abruptly another aardvark's abandoned and abashed abdomen at an absurd abattoir.
OK, I had my dictionary help me, as English is not my first language. I hope the sentence counts, anyway.
Easily eaten elephant established excellent eel eatery; everyone enjoyed electrifying eel end effect- elf Emily, evil Edna, Elmo; escape.
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