LOL.Originally posted by verybaddmom
I am a great housekeeper...every time i get divorced i keep the house - zha zha Gabor
BTW, nice to see you back, Isagel.
LOL.Originally posted by verybaddmom
I am a great housekeeper...every time i get divorced i keep the house - zha zha Gabor
BTW, nice to see you back, Isagel.
Ningún hombre llega a ser lo que es por lo que escribe, sino por lo que lee.
- Jorge Luis Borges
enjoy these ones....
Bill Austin:
12-01-1998 "A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says ... What is this, a joke?"
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
--Charles Schulz
Books are easy to find and easy to buy. A paperback these days only costs six or seven dollars. You can borrow that from your kids!
--Jim Rohn
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
--Groucho Marx
smiley day... to all of you
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
Charles Lamb.
I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
--Oscar Wilde
Uhhhh...
hi sancho, good one
check this one, about girls for a change
That's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.
--F. Scott Fitzgerald
maybe we can create a thread with quotes on men and women ...
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
Charles Lamb.
Ouch! That quote may go to the heart of the problem between him and Zelda Fitzgerald (Spouse).
You may like this one from Timothy Leary:
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
Uhhhh...
haha
what about this?
Life is too short for men to take it seriously.
--Unknown
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
Charles Lamb.
Ooh, Sancho I love that one!
Evulik, if someone never takes any other piece of advice, I think they should take that one.
If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me!
~The Dresden Dolls
"If at first you don't succeed try,try again. Then give up there's no point being a damn fool about it" - W.C.Fields (I think)
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King
LMAO
Okay, indulge me. I found a bunch of good ones. Starting with the sweetest thing ever...
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
--Albert Einstein
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
--Albert Einstein
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
--Oscar Wilde
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
--Arthur Block
Marriage is a great institution. But I'm not ready for an institution yet.
--Mae West
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercouse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
--Mark Twain
It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.
--Alfred Adler
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
--Brendan Gill
If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall.
You think I can't fly? Well, you just watch me!
~The Dresden Dolls
hi emily,
Marriage is a great institution. But I'm not ready for an institution yet.
--Mae West
and this one is greatest, I really like it... hihi
"If at first you don't succeed try,try again. Then give up there's no point being a damn fool about it" - W.C.Fields (I think)
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
Charles Lamb.
Em, I liked these most:
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
--Arthur Block
Marriage is a great institution. But I'm not ready for an institution yet.
--Mae West
thanks!
"Be very, very careful what you put into that head, because you will never, ever get it out."
~ Thomas Cardinal Wolsey (1471-1530)
shh!!!
the air and water have been here a long time, and they are telling stories.
This thread is lovely!
The only thing that came to my mind was:
Trying, the first step towards failure
-Homer Simpsons
No I'm not in the wrong thread
dead on the inside, i've got nothing to prove
keep me alive and give me something to lose
Heh heh
This could on and on.
When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
-- Rita Rudner
Uhhhh...
Birth & death are natural accidents: marriage we can avoid. - George Meredith
There once was a scotsman named Drew
Who put too much wine in his stew
He felt a bit drunk
And fell off his bunk
And landed smack into his shoe ~(C) Ms Niamh Anne King
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