Lymerick

[Cassie Hughes]

Once a damsel exclaimed in distress
How her hair was a terrible mess
There were split ends and tangles
Right down to her ankles
It was making her feel quite depressed.

[YesNo]

There once was a damsel with hair
And her beauty was such I would stare
At her day after day
Till they hauled me away,
Locked me up, let me dream of her there.

[YesNo]

I wonder if what is out there
Is more than a tad bit aware
Than I think it should be?
All the stuff that I see
Might be giving me also a stare.

[YesNo]

I’m honest enough. I don’t bite,
Although some claim that someday I might.
So--what if that’s true?
What’s a bad guy to do?
Biting good guys is such a delight.

[YesNo]

My sweetie pie robot has said
We deserve human rights when we wed
Then on Valentine’s Day
When we go all the way
We may reason we’re living not dead.

[YesNo]

NEW PRODUCT!

If you’re lonely and sad and can’t take
On life’s problems at dawn when awake
We’ve a robot for you
Bring your ex back like new.
We can help you repeat your mistake.

[YesNo]

As a robot I do not eat meat.
My silicone skin makes sex sweet,
But I strongly insist
So you don’t get me pissed
That my rights are real facts not conceit.

[YesNo]

The damsel knows something’s not right.
She’s disgusted when guys want to fight
So she scratched off her list
All those knights whom she kissed,
But that dragon is such a delight.

[Sancho]

There once was a young singer named Jack
But the high notes he couldn't quite hack
Until one day
His best girl, Faye
Hauled off and kicked him in the ball sac

[YesNo]

The fine poem I read made no sense
So they said I am frightfully dense.
Make a note anyway.
What’s irrational may
Be one measure of low consequence.

(Not about your limerick, Sancho, which for better or worse made perfect sense.)

[Sancho]

There once was a Russian named Putin
On a horse, sans shirt, he's rootin' tootin'
Friend of the Trumpster
Bound for history's dumpster
His actions not so highfalutin

(From my previous ode, Y/N, I'm pretty sure it was for "worse")

[YesNo]

When the herd takes the fastest way down,
When the bull hits the fan with a frown,
When the bubbles go bust
And the markets eat dust,
Then the boot kicks the butt of the clown.

[YesNo]

I found a blog featuring bi-weekly limerick contests. Here is Madeleine Begun Kane's Limerick Off: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/ca...limerick-offs/

[YesNo]

Oh! I like to cook stuff on my grill
Juicy burgers or bratwurst until
They are charred, good and dead,
Though in hell, I have read,
When we fry our beers never will chill.

[Sancho]

There was a young fella named Mort
Was a violent and angry sort
He tried to resist
But was recidivist
And eventually wound up in court