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01-19-2017, 02:39 PM
#646
Registered User
Once a damsel exclaimed in distress
How her hair was a terrible mess
There were split ends and tangles
Right down to her ankles
It was making her feel quite depressed.
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01-20-2017, 02:59 PM
#647
Maybe
Still wondering why they locked me up for my own good
There once was a damsel with hair
And her beauty was such I would stare
At her day after day
Till they hauled me away,
Locked me up, let me dream of her there.
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01-22-2017, 10:17 PM
#648
Maybe
Staring down the universe
I wonder if what is out there
Is more than a tad bit aware
Than I think it should be?
All the stuff that I see
Might be giving me also a stare.
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01-23-2017, 08:10 AM
#649
Maybe
Honestly being dishonest
I’m honest enough. I don’t bite,
Although some claim that someday I might.
So--what if that’s true?
What’s a bad guy to do?
Biting good guys is such a delight.
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02-05-2017, 11:39 AM
#650
Maybe
Battle of the Robotic Sexes
My sweetie pie robot has said
We deserve human rights when we wed
Then on Valentine’s Day
When we go all the way
We may reason we’re living not dead.
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02-07-2017, 11:30 AM
#651
Maybe
Simulate your ex with our crazy girlfriend robot in time for Valentine’s Day!
NEW PRODUCT!
If you’re lonely and sad and can’t take
On life’s problems at dawn when awake
We’ve a robot for you
Bring your ex back like new.
We can help you repeat your mistake.
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02-10-2017, 02:28 PM
#652
Maybe
Lgbtai
As a robot I do not eat meat.
My silicone skin makes sex sweet,
But I strongly insist
So you don’t get me pissed
That my rights are real facts not conceit.
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02-19-2017, 04:24 PM
#653
Maybe
Knight’s Lament: His Damsel Has Sworn Off Men
The damsel knows something’s not right.
She’s disgusted when guys want to fight
So she scratched off her list
All those knights whom she kissed,
But that dragon is such a delight.
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02-20-2017, 05:03 PM
#654
running amok
Now Jack Can Yodel Well Too
There once was a young singer named Jack
But the high notes he couldn't quite hack
Until one day
His best girl, Faye
Hauled off and kicked him in the ball sac
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03-06-2017, 02:55 PM
#655
Maybe
Poems Poems Everywhere
The fine poem I read made no sense
So they said I am frightfully dense.
Make a note anyway.
What’s irrational may
Be one measure of low consequence.
(Not about your limerick, Sancho, which for better or worse made perfect sense.)
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03-07-2017, 02:47 PM
#656
running amok
One for Leon. (Trotsky, that is)
There once was a Russian named Putin
On a horse, sans shirt, he's rootin' tootin'
Friend of the Trumpster
Bound for history's dumpster
His actions not so highfalutin
(From my previous ode, Y/N, I'm pretty sure it was for "worse")
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03-08-2017, 02:10 AM
#657
Maybe
I’ve been predicting this for years, eventually it will happen
When the herd takes the fastest way down,
When the bull hits the fan with a frown,
When the bubbles go bust
And the markets eat dust,
Then the boot kicks the butt of the clown.
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03-11-2017, 03:14 PM
#658
Maybe
I found a blog featuring bi-weekly limerick contests. Here is Madeleine Begun Kane's Limerick Off: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/ca...limerick-offs/
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03-22-2017, 07:14 AM
#659
Maybe
As far as the food is concerned is there a difference between frying and grilling?
Oh! I like to cook stuff on my grill
Juicy burgers or bratwurst until
They are charred, good and dead,
Though in hell, I have read,
When we fry our beers never will chill.
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03-26-2017, 01:23 PM
#660
running amok
What comes around, goes around
There was a young fella named Mort
Was a violent and angry sort
He tried to resist
But was recidivist
And eventually wound up in court
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