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    A little night music with Molly Bloom

    Molly was a diva of opera,
    Who's behavior was often improperer,
    Her cries of glee,
    Would Register top C,
    And no man could ever stopper 'er.
    ay up

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    Feeding Trolls

    Some fellows enjoy feeding trolls
    Fresh meat with sweet cinnamon rolls.
    To aid evil elves
    Gets them high on themselves;
    Hallelujah, amen, bless their souls.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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    It will be interesting being on the sidelines when the bull hits the fan

    When those mood swings pop up, as they would,
    Then the world acts the way that it should.
    When they crash, well, they crash
    Like a rock loves to splash
    Like a splash loves to cover you good.

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    Natural Selection

    Anon comes the month of November,
    When all good folk turkeys dismember;
    It brings families closest,
    Avoids psittacosis,
    And it IS us or them, please remember.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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    Stella really loves halloween night,
    being able to give kids a fright.
    As she waits by the door
    in her costume, it's sure
    they will scream at the horrible sight.

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    All Tomorrow's Diets

    I got no costumers this season:
    Neither goblins nor grues came a-teasin'.
    But I laugh at the trickers
    And this big bag of Snickers
    For an elf (that's myself) is the reason.
    Last edited by Pompey Bum; 11-06-2016 at 02:49 PM.
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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    A young witch got banned from the coven
    For being too groomed and un-common
    The wart on her nose,
    And the hair twixt her toes,
    she often would pamper and cozen
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    Said the wart to the pimple, oh dear!
    You can't set up home over here.
    How can you be scary?
    You're not even hairy!
    So go on, foul spot, disappear!

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    Why I decided not to get rid of my wart collection

    I have warts I can easily see.
    I have warts living happy and free.
    I have warts on my rear.
    On my warts, warts appear.
    All are friends, since no others want me.

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    From Where to There

    Over the years with the air fresh or stale,
    Overland with my feet as a sail
    It seems I got where
    I was meant to out there
    But the best part of all was that trail.

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    When the Coffee Stares Back

    Since my wife went abroad I ain't eatin':
    I just stare at my coffee repeatin'
    That I harbor no wishes
    For the doin' of dishes;
    Oh alack! Would my blackness she'd sweeten!
    Last edited by Pompey Bum; 11-14-2016 at 07:55 PM.
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    A rich White House hopeful called Trump
    Spent millions out on the stump
    He would constantly pillory
    His opponent called Hillary
    And into the White House did jump.
    "L'art de la statistique est de tirer des conclusions erronèes a partir de chiffres exacts." Napoléon Bonaparte.

    "Je crois que beaucoup de gens sont dans cet état d’esprit: au fond, ils ne sentent pas concernés par l’Histoire. Mais pourtant, de temps à autre, l’Histoire pose sa main sur eux." Michel Houellebecq.

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    Waking up in the morning and flushing my dreams away

    My dream was to be President,
    But where dreams go my dream also went.
    So I flushed. Let it go.
    Watch it circle real slow.
    Hear the gurgling and turn on the vent.

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    Class of 2016

    There was an electoral college
    That spoke of our founders' foreknowledge:
    Despite larger centers
    (So said our inventors)
    Flint, Michigan shall be acknowledged!
    Last edited by Pompey Bum; 11-24-2016 at 08:55 AM.
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    Riding the Apocalyptic Roller Coaster

    All my debt clings with fear on the ride
    Though my income’s blown off by the slide.
    If the world would end
    Around some new bend,
    I’d be fine, but there’s nowhere to hide.

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