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10-01-2016, 10:18 AM
#601
Maybe
The Dragon's Gold
I
Trying to explain why the damsel got caught by the dragon
Most dragons like sitting on gold
While the knight wants a damsel to hold,
But the damsel prefers
Those knights richer than hers
Or that dragon both well-off and old.
II
The problem with dragon gold is both knights and damsels want it
A dragon sits deep in his cave.
He has gold since he knows how to save.
There’s a damsel distressed
By her shiny knight pest
Sneaking in since gold makes fools brave.
III
The dragon has sold all his gold
The dragon said, “Gold’s gonna drop.”
So he sold when gold hit a new top
And the damsel moaned, “Why?”
You could hear the knight cry,
But those bulls couldn’t make that bear stop.
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10-03-2016, 08:42 AM
#602
Love in the Time of Civil War
There was an old girl named Sofia
I knew a brief time in Crimea;
I took her to bars,
She showed me her scars,
And left me acute gonorrhea.
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10-03-2016, 01:08 PM
#603
running amok
"It" happens
There once was a pooch named Bruce
Who agreed to a ceasefire truce
But Bruce a slow learner
And with a real burner
In the house left a hot steamy deuce
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10-03-2016, 05:21 PM
#604
Maybe
Buried Inside the Monster’s Stomach
But for fear I appeared to be brave.
Being dumb made me harder to save.
When those monsters ate lunch
Even bones had to crunch
But at least I did not need a grave.
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10-05-2016, 03:00 PM
#605
More Smut
There once was a bashful young bride
Who couldn't make love, though she tried.
She'd slip off her teddy
And cry: "Dick, I'm ready!"
Though she knew not for what, I confide.
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10-05-2016, 03:30 PM
#606
Free Love (okay, More Smut)
There was a young lady named Betty
Whose favors fell free as confetti;
One night on a sheet
She exclaimed: "Oh, you're Pete!
I thought you were Tom, Dick, or Eddie."
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10-06-2016, 09:09 AM
#607
Power
I didn't repower my IPad
I forgot all about the the thing: my bad.
It makes me feel senile,
This noggin so penile.
The deuce! I've no juice today, by gad!
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10-09-2016, 04:30 PM
#608
Maybe
Recipe: Monster Stew
What you’ll need is a rather large pot
Since the mass of a monster’s a lot.
Drop some veggies in, too,
As you stir this fine stew.
When it’s done, it will taste good--or not.
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10-14-2016, 08:15 AM
#609
Home Run
There was a young lady named Doll
Who longed for just one decent ball;
She got her desire
And laid on with fire:
It soared o'er the center field wall.
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10-17-2016, 12:58 PM
#610
Literature
There was a young lady named Bloom
Who had a notorious womb;
She sat by the waters
With Erin's fair daughters
And called Irishmen to their doom.
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10-18-2016, 06:20 AM
#611
Registered User
Named Molly, the lady in question,
She'd curves that pigeons could nest on,
And under her thatch,
A Peacock did hatch,
Bright blue with an indigo crest on.
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10-23-2016, 02:22 PM
#612
Registered User
Now Susie the seamstress's daughter,
Had far more to drink than she oughta,
So her seams twisted round,
Leaving gussets unbound,
Which was not how her mother had taught 'er.
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10-24-2016, 05:14 AM
#613
Registered User
But though from a seamstress born,
Haute Couture she always did scorn,
And often said nay,
to a new neglege,
prefering her jim-jams all torn.
Last edited by prendrelemick; 10-24-2016 at 05:16 AM.
ay up
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10-24-2016, 12:42 PM
#614
running amok
Susie - what a doozie
There was a young gal named Susie
Wouldn't wear the nighty of a floozy
It's no flim-flam
Liked her jim-jams
Except of course while in the jacuzzi
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10-26-2016, 11:36 AM
#615
Maybe
Anticipating Halloween
When those Halloween spooks ring my door
I’d run to them creaking the floor.
They must wait patiently.
I move slower they see,
But I’ve treats that they’ve come looking for.
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