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    At Least We Have Our Fairy Tales

    While the fairy was growing her tail
    And the ogre was drooling a wail
    Thereís that troll up on top
    Of the dragon. We stop
    To enjoy all thatís solid yet frail.

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    The prince eyed the princess with fright
    then took off out into the night
    for her nose was as big
    as the foot of a pig
    and her eyes were a terrible sight

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    Just more nonsense that can be ignored

    There are those who enjoy a pigís nose.
    It is roundish and soft as it goes.
    It is big and itís there
    When itís raised in the air
    When the pigs win the prize in the shows.

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    Now Percy the prizewinning pig
    enjoyed nothing more than to dig
    his truffling nose
    was the talk of the shows
    and made father's bank balance quite big.

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    ' course a pig is big in the nose
    but a fact not everyone knows
    It's the sniffing about
    he does with his snout
    that ensures it grows and it grows
    ay up

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    Crawling in the Dirt

    The more a pig sniffles and snuffles
    The more likely it is to find truffles.
    From dirt to pig's nose
    To the gentry it goes,
    Who like pigs greet such eats with kerfuffles.
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    Everything Has Already Turned Out Right

    When itís dark is when stars can be bright.
    I reflect on the skylights of night
    And the shine of the day
    Alternating. A play
    That wonít end till it all turns out right.

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    These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For

    There was a white Dick named Moby
    Who swam o'er the watery Gobi.
    Pursued by the Jedi--
    But wait, I forget I
    Speak not here of Obi Kenobie!
    And this from a man in a bunny suit.

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    Dinah Won't You Blow?

    There was a young lady from Lanzhou
    Who strummed with her thumb on the banjo.
    She sat in the kitchen,
    With the fair Dinah, b*tchin'
    'Bout some sly railroad worker named Sancho.
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    Smut

    There was a young lady named Jane
    Who'd stick by her Dick shine or rain;
    She would show him her Spot
    Till his heartstrings were caught,
    Then for fun, "Run, Dick, Run!" she'd exclaim.
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    Running in the Rain

    Splashing water hangs tightly in drops
    Running wildly until splashing stops.
    Run and know that this now
    Is entangled somehow
    With more joy when the pain smiles and pops.

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    The problem with going too fast
    when the raindrops are falling at last
    is that slippery ground
    makes your feet slide around
    causing pain when you land on your ***

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    A Peculiar Gait

    My *** oft complains of its load,
    And frankly the thing's getting old.
    Yet as spring turns to autumn,
    I'll hold onto my bottom
    As we pass down the darkening road.
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    In reality my butt lands first only when I drop it down first

    My butt is quite jolly and plump.
    When it rains or when I hit a lump
    Itís my butt that lands first
    Though my mouth shouts the curse
    Itís my butt big and round with the bump.

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    Grounding Change

    Change that is rhythmically sound
    Reminds us that time runs around
    Like a seasonal wheel.
    Endless cycles conceal
    What is firm giving thanks for the ground.

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