Lymerick

[Sancho]

Uh-Oh, fart
Did you fart, Raymond?!

While green avocados are fine
Los pintos frijoles divine
They’re fried in lard
A pants seat bard
That odor wafting near is mine

[tailor STATELY]

Schrödinger's Cat's Cradle

Perhaps if we all just wynked
and blynkened and nod thence succinct
we'd avoid all the pratfalls
eschewing the catcalls
barring we woke all too indistinct

3-12-2022

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor STATELY

[tailor STATELY]

a young man named noone

There once was a young man named noone.
Catatonic of thought he was said to have had: none
But one day he became woke,
The very chains he had made broke,
The whole world took upon itself a new spun.

4/29/2022

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor

[Sancho]

There was a young guy from Pamplona
Who fell for a girl named Fiona
They hugged and they kissed
A passionate tryst
Then both came down with Corona

[tailor STATELY]

lol ?

A Lass Called Betty

Betty was a lass who liked to dance
After a pint or two she'd begin to prance
It was all rather much
When she went double Dutch
Dancing the Tarantella in a trance

5/4/2022

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor

[tailor STATELY]

A Left Handed Chess Player From Scotland

There once was a 19th century chess player from Scotland.
Whose play was awfully grand.
His name was Mike,
And he sported a Van Dyck,
His facial hair the talk of the Strand.

5/23/2022

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor

[tailor STATELY]

A Man Named Kelly

There once was a man named Kelly.
He said, "See my brand new shillelagh !"
He was being quite frank,
And it made him look quite swank,
With a kilt he had bought from Maison Schiaparelli

6/4/2022

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor