Uh-Oh, fart
Did you fart, Raymond?!
While green avocados are fine
Los pintos frijoles divine
They’re fried in lard
A pants seat bard
That odor wafting near is mine
Uh-Oh, fart
Did you fart, Raymond?!
While green avocados are fine
Los pintos frijoles divine
They’re fried in lard
A pants seat bard
That odor wafting near is mine
Uhhhh...
Schrödinger's Cat's Cradle
Perhaps if we all just wynked
and blynkened and nod thence succinct
we'd avoid all the pratfalls
eschewing the catcalls
barring we woke all too indistinct
3-12-2022
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor STATELY
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
7-8-2015
a young man named noone
There once was a young man named noone.
Catatonic of thought he was said to have had: none
But one day he became woke,
The very chains he had made broke,
The whole world took upon itself a new spun.
4/29/2022
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
7-8-2015
There was a young guy from Pamplona
Who fell for a girl named Fiona
They hugged and they kissed
A passionate tryst
Then both came down with Corona
Uhhhh...
lol ?
A Lass Called Betty
Betty was a lass who liked to dance
After a pint or two she'd begin to prance
It was all rather much
When she went double Dutch
Dancing the Tarantella in a trance
5/4/2022
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
7-8-2015
A Left Handed Chess Player From Scotland
There once was a 19th century chess player from Scotland.
Whose play was awfully grand.
His name was Mike,
And he sported a Van Dyck,
His facial hair the talk of the Strand.
5/23/2022
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor
Last edited by tailor STATELY; 05-23-2022 at 06:31 PM. Reason: indent
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
7-8-2015
A Man Named Kelly
There once was a man named Kelly.
He said, "See my brand new shillelagh !"
He was being quite frank,
And it made him look quite swank,
With a kilt he had bought from Maison Schiaparelli
6/4/2022
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
7-8-2015
Betty had an Appetite
Betty was one who loved the restaurant;
Her tastes ran the gamut most indiscriminant.
It seemed rather petty,
As she even ate yeti,
But she drew the line at elephant.
10/26/2022
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor
Last edited by tailor STATELY; 10-29-2022 at 12:57 AM. Reason: eating elephant. > elephant.
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
7-8-2015
She was going for ketogenesis:
To reduce to girth of her belly
Betty went down to the deli
She went for the Kale
But to no avail
She left with a P.B. and Jelly
Uhhhh...
Lol !!
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
7-8-2015
An Anonymous Man Named Ernest
There once was a man of most foul mood
When dining at his club quite eschewed
His roast beef over cooked
He never overlooked
Grasping the nearest waiter he could and explude
11/9/2022
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor
Last edited by tailor STATELY; 11-09-2022 at 09:20 AM. Reason: title / explood.explude
tailor
who am I but a stitch in time
what if I were to bare my soul
would you see me origami
7-8-2015